The PMS Home Shopping Network has an exclusive offer on the new Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring! Now you can't get laid either!

The Jonas Brothers are SUPER SWEET. Are you super sweet too? Take the quiz to find out, and then kill yourself.

Philip Norris walks you through his five step plan on how to save on the Holidays during the recession. Look out Martha Stewart!

Join Lindsay as she sings about her disastrous attempt at drying out, to the tune of a beloved Christmas classic.

Big Brother ain't gonna get this sly birdy.

Do you know how to carve a pumpkin like a pro? Well here's a step-by-step guide in case you forgot.

OMG the dudes from Metallica totally sold out. We're gonna go listen to the Jonas Brothers now.

Big Brother UK provides even more evidence that things are a little different across the pond.

Not since the Marx Brothers has someone so eloquently produced satire like what Pete Wentz is doing here with a paper plate, Hot Topic already started producing more plates.

For all you ladies with Maverick fantasies, this is why he was cast, pilots are tiny.

In theaters 7-25-08. Two spoiled guys (Ferrell and Reilly) become competitive stepbrothers after their single parents get hitched.

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.

Take a step back in time when Run wasn't preaching on reality TV, back to a time when all he wanted was Mom's macaroni and cheese.

That's one small step for sticky man; one giant leap for sticky mankind.

You best not step to me bleatch, I ain't gonna play.

This funeral ad beckons you to step closer, only to fall to your death. Downside, well death. Upside? Sky rocketing profits in the casket market!

In theaters 11-9-07. Fred Claus has lived almost his entire life in his little brother’s very large shadow. Fred tried, but he could never live up to the example set by the younger Nicholas, who was just a perfect, well, Saint. True to form, Nicholas grew up to be the model of giving, while Fred became the polar opposite: a repo man who then steals what he repossesses.

In theaters 10-12-07. Two brothers on opposite sides of the law. Beyond their differences lies loyalty.

In theaters 11-21-07. Directed by the Coen Brothers and based on the acclaimed novel by Cormac McCarthy. Violence and mayhem ensue after a hunter stumbles upon some dead bodies, a stash of heroin and more than $2 million in cash near the Rio Grande.

In theaters 9-29-07. Wes Anderson's 5th film is the story of three brothers who travel across India on a "spiritual" journey to be friends like they used to be.