Photographers should really respect the "no boob zone."

You want to know how good bacon is, to improve other food they wrap it in bacon.

It's like the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest but in Japan.

In theaters 2-29-08. Will Ferrell stars in Semi-Pro, an outrageous comedy set in 1976 against the backdrop of the maverick ABA - a fast-paced, wild and crazy basketball league that rivaled the NBA and made a name for itself with innovations like the three-point shot and slam dunk contest.

Next up Audience Hero, you just sit, drink beer, and stare.

In theaters 2-29-08. Will Ferrell stars in Semi-Pro, an outrageous comedy set in 1976 against the backdrop of the maverick ABA - a fast-paced, wild and crazy basketball league that rivaled the NBA and made a name for itself with innovations like the three-point shot and slam dunk contest.

The creepy giant woman will win this staring contest nearly every time.

He's angry because the artist is making him stare at his ex-wife and her new boyfriend in the gallery.

There is so much sex oozing from this image. Don’t stare for too long, you will be overcome by hormones.

Everyone Hates Chris is staring at you!

Stare at this image of Paris Hilton weeping in the back seat of a squad car, and feel the tranquility sweep over your body, cleansing it with its calming coolness. Om......

DO NOT ACCUSE LOHAN OF DRUNK DRIVING. She will zap you.

We all know strip club patrons are creepy (well, everyone ELSE is creepy) but this guy wins the Creepy Stare Awards.

Just because you stare longingly at a pair of ripe, voluptuous boobs in need of love and attention, that makes you a little pervert!?!

Let's see how long you can stare at these celebrities for. We bet you go down like a clown.

Watch the creators of LiquidGeneration eat themselves into a drunken stupor. Sadly, none of them choked on a pork chop and died.