VIDEOS
We know that Darth Vader had issues, but did you know that he had issssuuuuues? He seriously needs to have a sitdown with a psychiatrist. He's having a nervous beakdown!
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7/21/2006
NEWS
Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.
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7/21/2006
NEWS
The hottest new baby – that’s NOT a Scientologist!
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6/9/2006
PHOTOS
Sumo wrestlers eat their lightsabers after every meal.
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6/9/2006
VIDEOS
This video proves that Star Wars is all about the gays.
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11/4/2005
GAMES
Do you get Star Trek and Star Wars things confused? We do and we’re a bunch of nerds!
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10/28/2005
NEWS
Finally, Chewbacca becomes an American, TomKat has boring sex, Mary-Kate quits college, and other stuff we really can’t remember right now.
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10/14/2005
GAMES
We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.
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7/8/2005
NEWS
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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5/20/2005
VIDEOS
Here's a movie trailer for the Star Wars film that never made it, starring Sean Penn, Napoleon Dynamite and Bill Cosby.
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5/13/2005