These stars can’t keep their filthy rich hands off each other!

See if you can tell the difference between a slutty porn star and a sexy pop star. STDs totally not included.

Featuring from pretty much every viral star of the last two years.

Stars like transforming even more than Transformers like transforming!

What a totally fabulous way to fight a war.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Time for you to put on your horny hat and see if the picture you're looking at is a Pop Star or Porn Star. Jeopardy this is not.

In theaters 5-8-08. Robert Downey Jr. stars as Tony Stark/Iron Man in the first adaptation of the comic book superhero.

Is it possible for any body part of a porn star to age naturally?

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

In theaters 4-18-08. Devastated Peter takes a Hawaii vacation in order to deal with recent break-up with his TV star girlfriend, Sarah. Little does he know Sarah's traveling to the same resort as her ex ... and she's bringing along her new boyfriend.

He's swinging lefty but his Mii is a righty, a true Fore Star General.

It looks like her "Goldie Hawn years" will be here sooner than we expected. Time to delete Penny Lane from your 70s rock star fantasy.

Proposal, you know how England shipped all its convicts to Australia? Maybe we can ship all our useless celebs to Turkey.

What the Presidential candidates plan to do about the impending war against the machines is what we'd like to know.

It’s time to laugh at celebrity misfortune and guess which celebs got hacked up under the knife. We show you bad plastic surgery, you guess the celeb!

In theaters 8-15-08. Through a series of freak occurrences, a group of actors shooting a big-budget war movie are forced to become the soldiers they are portraying.

For everyone who always thought Beef Stroganoff would be the ultimate tool of destruction in war.

An even longer time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

He wants to be taken seriously as an actor.