Burlesque performer Dita Von Teese during her stage show in Las Vegas.

Some jerk "fan" pushed Robbie Williams off the stage at a concert. At least we know Robbie doesn't lip-sync!

The *apparently* 15-year-old girl who was fake-raped on stage in Trinidad by rapper Akon has a MySpace page! She claims she's 19 and has slutty photos of herself in the shower. If you ask me, she was asking to be fake-raped.

Former Idol Kellie Pickler returned to the AI stage, only to get oggled by Ryan Seabreast. I mean Seacrest.

Lindsay's mom Dina speaks to The Insider about her crazy partying daughter. Too bad Dina's the worst blood-sucking stage mom ever.

Paris attended the Jay-Z convertin Vegas this weekend, spending most of her time with her BACK to the stage! After his performance, the perpetually self-absorbed heiress jumped on stage and had the DJ play a couple of her songs so she could lip-sync along -- but she puked instead!

The various stages of acceptance when stuck in quicksand. We love Robot Chicken!

This German-looking fellow demonstrates the exact WRONG way to flip off of a stage.

What do you do when one of your dance parteners has a seizure on stage? Keep on dancing!

Check out this model that passed out on some reality show. It looks totally staged. What do you think?