I saw this lady waiting for the bust the other day in West Hollywood. You know I hope that bus didn't clash with her outfit.

Oh Andre, it's a sad, sad day when Dakota is dressed better than you.

The lengths they go with guerilla marketing these days…

She could save me any day!!

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!

Every vote counts in Who’d You Rather. Don’t bother to actually vote. It’s a waste of time. (We kid!)

The Favourite Sons stopped by our craptacular studios to perform some songs that you'll totally be humming in the next few days. Don't believe us? Listen!

Celebrate the Jewish high holy days with these kick-ass kosher boobies.

For every suburban house party, four bros will be raped, and only one in seven bros will tell their boys what happened the next day.

Your favorite tattooed LG staffer is back with a new edition of Ghetto Stiletto! This time Elmo goes behind the scenes at a Roller Derby bout where you can expect to see girls kicking the crap out of other girls, and lots and lots of hot, hipster ass.

Anna Nicole makes cash, Spinach makes you sick, and the Paparazzi makes Diaz’s day. Philip Norris has the stories, and he’s hopped up on “Cocaine.”

Where is the score card for the old lady in a wheel chair?

Congratulations! You've just landed a job as the assistant to a Big Time Hollywood Producer! What better way to spend your first day on the job than to sit at your desk and slack off at work!

Boob days, boob days, dear old golden boob days.

We see nothing wrong with a little grope-action on your wedding day.

Watch as a senile Andy Rooney tries to figure out what all this Ali G business is about! Reporters these days are crazy!

That's not expensive. Just the other day we had to chop off our collective penis for 1 gallon of Diesel. Our car doesn't even use diesel.

Those Catholics can be so sexy at times. Is the Church getting more liberal every day?

What happens when somebody makes a movie about Save the Bell's A.C. Slater? Hilariousness happens.

Who ever said college was just about getting a degree?