Here's a couple pictures of Audrina that will hopefully convince you to lose weight and/or get boob implants to prepare yourself for spring break.

SUPERBAD's Greg Mottola directs this comedy about a floundering college grad (Jesse Eisenberg) who decides to work at an amusement park when his post-graduation plans fall through. In theaters this Spring!

We totally wear her outfit when we're cleaning out the gutters, too.

These boobs need rain, fertilizer, and silicon to grow.

This Spring you're going to come down with a fever -- a Spring Fever! (we're hilarious.

There is nothing more inspiring than the perseverance Tara Reid displays every year in Cancun. She takes a beating and keeps on tickin', she'll never retire, unlike Brett Favre.

Teammates convined Kyle Kendrick he was "traded" to Japan.

If the Simpsons are too clean-looking for you, just imagine what they'd look like if some Mountani Dew-addled Japanese artist drew them!

The world's first supermodel, Janice Dickinson, does a quick sniff to make sure her Depends are clean.

Little do people know, there’s a little prince that cleans the earwax of US presidential candidates.

Neil Young once wrote a song about his "Cinnamon Girl", this one's kind of cute once you clean the cinnamon out of her.

Jessica Chobot, video game hottie/nerd, shows us all Korea's dirty little secret for getting clean. The soap knob.

Stop-motion magic allows this guy to shave his face with a banana. Clean, smooth, and delicious!

This inspiring crystal meth commercial was made by the good people at Procter & Gamble for their new line of DIY house-cleaning drugs.

Well I guess when you're clean, you can party harder than those losers, huh? Right Lins?

When you need to air out your crotch, clean off the top of your Red Bull can.

Some of Paris Hilton's possessions were auctioned off, including hundreds of very private photos and, journals, and video. Here she is pretending to be clean. LIAR!

This video reminds me of last summer. That was a sexy, sexy summer. Mmmm… tomatoes.

This guy is proud of how clean he gets his windows, but the countless bruised faces leaving the store are thanks enough.

Always keep your kitty clean!