Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."

Craig Ferguson made the bold move to mock Tom Cruise's Scientology scandal, he should probably have someone else start his car for a while.

Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?

Posing as a car seat won't get you across the border. Everyone knows that Mexican's are far too good a worker to be caught sitting for so long.

Mark Littell realizes his mediocre baseball career will not be remembered, so the nutty buddy is his last chance for sports immortality.

A Star Wars pit crew works Darth's kick ass race car.

The Dalorean is coming back on the market and who wouldn’t want to outfit their new car with a Flux Capacitor!? Oh yeah, us poor people.

The environment needs saving and that lazy Captain Planet isn't doing crap about it! So here come the MIT green cars… aww how cute.

Penis rims? Who wouldn’t want their car decorated with dicks?

Hurry, hide in the closet. Don’t make a sound!

A man sized cell phone fell from the fumbling hands of a giant, crushing a car and killing two people. Ok truth time.. It's just a PR stunt for Motorola's new Razr 2.

In theaters 10-26-07. From the producers of Wedding Crashers, The Comebacks is a hilarious comedy that spoofs the best inspirational sports movies ever made.

What happens when you insert metal pins through your taint and attach them to a rope, all in order to pull a car for your friends? A wicked awesome time, that’s what!

Computer nerds around the world go from floppy (disk drive) to hard (disk drive) when they see this beauty roll down the street.

These firemen know that they can lift their chief's car with their hoses. Now they must ponder if they should have...

Brits will pay $1,500 for a new sport stiletto designed by failed artists at Fisher Price. Designed for the Socialite on the go, this shoe is sure to scream "Special Olympics".

Ever wonder why it would be a really bad idea to throw an egg at the President's car? This is why that would be a very bad idea.

The Iceman wants to sell you a car from "The Danger Zone". He will do anything to beat Maverick's prices.

Your car breaks down. Do you push it to the side? Do you have sex on the hood? This sign offers no help.

"Heady gnarly radical waves were like totally catching my bodacious board brah." This surfer will help legitamize the sport of surfing.