A world-renowned gay bar caught fire this week. In typical fashion, the gays used it as en excuse to party and freak out the squares. Tom Cruise had no comment.

"Heady gnarly radical waves were like totally catching my bodacious board brah." This surfer will help legitamize the sport of surfing.

Stevie the Seal is now available for weddings, bar mitzvahs and birthday parties! Call now for group rates!

Kanye West and P. Diddy were guests at England's "concert for Diana," where they posed with her son, Prince Harry. Kanye wore douche-bag 80s Pringles sunglasses and Diddy sported the classiest Diana t-shirt he could find in the hamper. Great job, guys.

Now THIS is what I call an extreme sport!! These dudes can really do the Dew!!

In a dark corner of a strip bar somewhere, Gene Simmons is eating his heart out.

A Tae Kwon Do fighter gets kick in the head so hard that he falls to the ground, then tries to get up and stumbles around like a drunken jerk! Yay sports!

Bruce was seen with Rumer Willis, sporting this mysterious tee.

Britney was caught in a paparazzi mêlée on her way to the gym while she inexplicably sported a white towel wrapped on her face. Why in the world would she be wearing said towel in such a fashion? To pretend she's Santa Claus, that's why, Silly!

Watch a simulation of Paris Hilton's soon-to-come behind-bars sexcapades!

Even the wind is against Ms. Hilton as she leaves a courthouse appearance. Remember, Paris, behind bars you only get two pairs of undies per week!

Bill Murray was wasted at this New Orleans bar, and almost got into a fight – until some dude talked him down, and afterwards he bought everybody drinks! What a guy! AWESOME cellphone video!

These cookies are a must-have for bachelor parties and bar mitzvahs.

Slutty hipsters, skanky drug dealers, happening party-people, all in the LA club scene. I hang out at these bars so you know this sh*t's good.

Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed.

Tyra Banks decided to recreate her legendary Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover… unfortunately, "Adobe Photoshop" didn't get credited. :(

Warning: Oprah Magazine’s response to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is not for the faint of heart (or stomach).

I always wondered why candy bars make me horny for gay porn. Now I know.

What sport is yet to be parodied in a major motion picture? Why, professional figure skating, that's what! I can't wait to see Well Ferrell skate his butt off.

Anyone who says rugby is a sport for panty-wearing sissies obviously hasn't seen THIS video!