That's something you don't see every day.

Eric Cartman is pure evil and we can prove it. We collected some of the funniest South Park episodes as evidence.

Gotta love the power of nature.

Obviously, people had quite a few objections to this ad.

Now that's entertainment!

With his birthday less than a week away, I thought we'd check in with Jesus at The Holy Land Experience. The HLE is an Orlando theme park that approximizes what Jerusalem would have been like if Jesus had been of northern European descent and Roman soldiers had purchased their armor at a Halloween shop. Check out the full video of his crucifixion. It's sort of like crossing the Passion of the Christ with a Sea World show. In other words, it can't miss. Admission to the park is $35. They also accept donations.

Eric Cartman is pure evil and we can prove it. We collected some of the funniest South Park episodes as evidence.

There have been so many hilarious songs, featured on different South Park episodes...but here are ten of the funniest.

Seriously, I think you have to try and park this badly.

I love the narrator. Despite it being insanity, he's totally matter-of-fact about everything.

I'm not really sure what they're doing, but I can't wait for the U.S. to co-opt it.

Such an amazing song, such a beautiful rendition.

The goddamn Vuvuzela. Not only does the Vuvuzela make us hate South Africa, it also makes us hate all of Africa, Nelson Mandela, Zebras, Monkeys, The Lion King, Animal Planet and just anything even associated with that part of the world. Vuvuzela, please GO AWAY KTHXBAI.

Woops. This just BREAKING: Nope, Ke$sha is not sexier than Grace Park.

Come to think of it, she kinda looks like that dude in Pan's Labyrinth.

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