If you need some help picking out your New Year’s Resolutions this year, the Angry Leprechaun is here to help you. Or not help you.

Chad Vader has a hard time gaining his employees respect. It's like that show "10 Items or Less" but funny.

Believe it or not, this costume is entirely homemade.

The Village Green are a rock band originally from Portland, OR. If you like the Rock the way it used to be then they are right up your alley. Check out this guitar and piano version of the track “Life On The Run.”

The kid with the camera has bigger boobs than her. Sad or awkward?

With pop stars flashing their va-jay-jays everywhere it’s getting harder and harder to figure out who’s a pop star and who’s a porn star. See if you can do it in the latest version of our popular game!

Is Fabiola wearing lingerie, or is IT wearing HER? Ha!

Does this spread reveal her sense of humor? Or just her sense of whore?

Clean up around the house, gentlemen, or your lady could end up dead.

Babysitting's never easier when the baby is drunk. …Or the size of a full-grown man.

Oh, this is the most challenging Pict-O-Band yet. Can you take the challenge? Or are you just a wimpy band geek?

I don't know what's grosser, that they're cutting her open in front of my eyes, or that she keeps demanding her baby like a junkie demanding heroin. Creepy.

I dunno if this is an elf costume or a cupid-bear or a doggy Robin Hood, but it's so frickin' adorable my eyes are bleeding.

Check out our video interview with The Oohlas where we discuss the local music scene (or lack thereof) in Los Angeles and tell each other jokes that aren’t all that funny.

It’s the witching hour! As in “witch of these people would you rather have sex with?”

What's more embarrassing? Having a scraggy beard or popping a boob?

Are you going to heaven or hell? Well, Simon Right from the Path of the Savior Church is here to tell you!

I dunno if this kid is a midget or what, but he's one Indian ass-kicking machine!

In Race Race Revolution it doesn’t matter whether you’re driving a Ferrari or a junky jalopy. What matters is the fast action – fast finger tapping action! Remember to get "The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift" on DVD and HD DVD, September 26!

Shouldn't he be playing with action figures or something?