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From The Notebooks of Lady Gaga

By: Lady Gaga
November 17 2009, 7:11 AM

 

Helllllo my friends,

Lady Gaga here and I have something extremely important to share with you today...for God and the Gays, for the misfits and the miscreants....for the future and all that we hold true in this world and I just want to thank you, my fans, for being here with me right now. I feel truly blessed and I'm so happy that I get to share with you this moment on this little speck of space on the internet so that you and I can be closer and make this whole thing, this whole shining radiance of magnificient things real and One and at peace for the world. I truly, truly believe this. Be here with me.

I am opening up my sketchbooks here for the first time because I believe we can transcend all the hate in the world just by this tiny act, regardless of whether or not God and Gays get along, or whether or not you believe I have a penis, or whether or not everything that you hold true in this world is negated by everthing that was negated by all the Powers and Purpose from the last time you listened to one of my songs. I don't want to get long winded here, but I just want you to know I hear what you're saying and that I truly believe if we just keep making music and loook towards the future...not just of a future of fashion, but a fashion of future, than everything will be alright.

So without further ado, here are some costume ideas I'm working on for my Winter concert tour...

 

 

 

Do you have any costume ideas you'd like to share with me? Just send them too LadyGagaIsFashionable@gmail.com and I'll post them here soon!

God, Gays, and Trannys,

Lady Gaga

 

 

 
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New Video: 10 Hilarious Family Guy Songs

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 12 2009, 9:04 AM

 

Oh, you've heard of Family Guy right? Well, you should really sing-a-long to these songs, especially while you're at work or in the middle of class. It will make everyone know that you're totally into hating on deaf people, because who isn't?

 

10 Hilarious Family Guy Songs

10 Hilarious Family Guy Songs

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Does It All Hang Low?

Does It All Hang Low?

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Boobies Are My Kind of Guy!

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Nothing Else Matters: Completely Butchered

Nothing Else Matters: Completely Butchered

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Celebrity Phone Tap: Mel Gibson & Jesus H. Christ

Celebrity Phone Tap: Mel Gibson & Jesus H. Christ

You’re Mel Gibson and you’ve been arrested for drunk driving. Who do you call first? Jesus H. Christ that’s who! Hear Mel Gibson try and ask forgiveness from the Song of God himself!

 

This Freak Is So Beautiful To Me

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The song "You Are So Beautiful" is so sweet and romantic, until you use it to score your nightmare horror show of a commercial from Planet Hell.

 

The Diarrhea Song

The Diarrhea Song

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PopToon: Celebs Who Died

PopToon: Celebs Who Died

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Take On Me - Literal Version

Take On Me - Literal Version

This literal version of A-ha's "Take On Me" is the song of the year.

 

Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song

Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song

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Josh Groban At The Emmys

Josh Groban At The Emmys

Watch Josh Groban weird-out America by singing famous television theme songs.

 

Hanna Montana Has Some Candy For You

Hanna Montana Has Some Candy For You

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The Brangy Bunch

The Brangy Bunch

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