The perfect gift for that special do-it-yourself man in your life!

Thanks to NetDisaster.com, you can spill coffee – or vomit, or have a UFO attack, or an act of God™ occur on any webpage you like!

Legally we can't say WHAT that white-ish substance that Nicole appears to be snorting, but I'm calling it out as chaz.

Don't blow on this game cartridge if it's not working! It'll melt!

More from the Paris Exposed files! It's official: she's totally baked!

…Reach out and touch his receiver! Yeah, you heard it!

Matthew certainly likes to party it up with the ladies!

Kevin Federline did a Nationwide Insurance commercial that's scheduled to air during the Super Bowl – and people are upset that it's insulting to fast food workers!

When you mix corn starch with water, it creates a non-newtonian liquid – a sort-of liquid, sort-of solid substance that has amazing properties! Watch these two "walk on water!"

Mister Jim Gaffigan is very funny. You might recognize him for his extreme paleness. Here he shares with us his deep feelings about Hot Pockets

Check out these hot pillow-swingin' ladies! http://www.gopfl.com/

Silversun Pickups have really blown up over last year, what with their single getting heavy national radio play and even making an appearance on Late Night with David Letterman. So we were blown away when frontman Brian Aubert said he’d come by the LG Studios to play us some songs. We saw first hand why everyone is talking about this band…one of the best Studio Sessions we have ever had!

Silversun Pickups singer Brian Aubert played a couple of covers for us, but this one was our favorite. It’s a pretty amazing version of a Joy Division song that’s NOT “Love Will Tear Us Apart.”

"Synthetic Coke" was a vial of fake cocaine that was once available in "adult" stores. Here's a commercial for it from New York. Party!

I don't know what this means but it sounds both sexy and delicious!

If you can't say it with a greeting card, say it with a print-out banner outside your dorm.

…And here's a diagrammed image to prove it!

Obviously this is a novelty item, because the idea is that someone would walk into your bedroom and think, at first, that you and your heterosexual partner were lying there naked. ...Or it just might be for fat people that don't want to look gross when they're naked. Yeah.

This is some sort of product for the Nintendo DS. And if an old greasy man tries to give it to you from his creepy van, RUN! RUN AWAY!!!!

This is an infamous store in Maine. Their slogan is, "If we ain't got it, you don't need it." True dat.