He will protect you from LOLcats.

Too soon? Come on people, the Civil War was almost 150 years ago. He's merely suggesting that he'd sacrifice another million plus soldiers to keep the South's "freedoms" intact.

In theaters 8-15-08. Through a series of freak occurrences, a group of actors shooting a big-budget war movie are forced to become the soldiers they are portraying.

Attention, Soldier! It's time for you to Report for Duty! Get in your jeep, pick up your men, and move out!

In theaters 3-28-08. Back home in Texas after fighting in Iraq, a soldier refuses to return to battle despite the government mandate requiring him to do so.

In theaters 11-2-07. In 1970s America, a detective works to bring down the drug empire of Frank Lucas, a heroin kingpin from Manhattan, who is smuggling the drug into the country in the coffins of soldiers returning from the Vietnam War.

Cheeky Charles makes the moves on a lady soldier. Oh, behave!

Have you ever wondered what your nickname would be if you joined the Army? Well now you can when you take this quiz!

Oh those hilarious soldiers! Catch them this Friday at the Funnybone Comedy Club in Rotterdam, NY!

Watch a Fox Reporter get shot at by Israilis soldiers! Goodtimes in the Middle East! When is your next family vacation there?