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10 Craziest Celebrity Trainwrecks

By: LG Staff
April 19 2010, 4:03 PM

Ah celebrities. They are always trainwrecking their lives away. They never seem to not get drunk, snort blow of a hooker and then punch people in the face. THEY ARE ALWAYS DOING THE CRAZY, as someone with broken English might say. Well, this is our salute to them.

 

 


Now, we'll leave it up to you (or this link) to find out whether or not this Scareface School Play is for reals, but regardless, it's just fun to hear kids say MUTHERFUDGER and COCAINE and generally act like the worst people in the entire world (drug dealers!).

 

28 Snorts Later: The Aporkalypse

28 Snorts Later: The Aporkalypse

From the director of 28 Days Later, his next movie 28 Snorts Later. Swine Flu is ravaging the world and turning people into Pig Zombies.

 

Fill In The Blank: 80s Commercials

Fill In The Blank: 80s Commercials

If you spent too much time listening to Michael Jackson, snorting cocaine, and watching TV during the 80s, then this game is for you.

 

Lindsay Lohan's Extreme Diet Chamber

Lindsay Lohan's Extreme Diet Chamber

Lindsay Lohan snorted all her cocaine yesterday and she needs your help to make her lose weight.

 

PMS Home Shopping Network: George W. Bush Action Figures

PMS Home Shopping Network: George W. Bush Action Figures

Watch this if you want to purchase a George W. Bush action figure. They snort fake cocaine!

 

Mary-Kate Olsen's Crack Man

Mary-Kate Olsen's Crack Man

In this Pac-Man parody, help Mary-Kate Olsen snort boatloads of primo cocaine. Be sure to play this with your kids.

 

Fashioin Junkie

Fashioin Junkie

Sisley's new controversial ad campaign features skinny models with their eyes rolled back, snorting "lines" off a white dress. Apparently spelling "fashion" like "heroin" is also chic, now.

 

Lindsay Lohan Snorts Coke

Lindsay Lohan Snorts Coke

Some generous BFF of Lindsay's recorded a bathroom stall coke-binge with her on her camera phone! Finally recorded evidence of what we already knew in our hearts.

 

PMS Home Shopping: Celebrity Proof Blackberry

PMS Home Shopping: Celebrity Proof Blackberry

The Celebrity Proof Blackberry will protect celebrities who have the tendency to leave angry voicemails, film their own sex tapes, and snort a lot of drugs.

 

Amy's Cocaine Shame

Amy's Cocaine Shame

Amy Winehouse may have alcoholism in her name, but she also has blow in her nose! When whiskey makes you fat, how does one keep in brillant shape? Snort away the pounds!

 

Nicole Doing Coke

Nicole Doing Coke

Legally we can't say WHAT that white-ish substance that Nicole appears to be snorting, but I'm calling it out as chaz.

 

Mike Tyson's Mugshot

Mike Tyson's Mugshot

Iron Mike was so jacked up on blow that he told the cops he snorted chazz "every chance he got." Then he licked their faces and ate their babies.

 

Lohan's Last Snort

Lohan's Last Snort

This week Lindsay Lohan admits that she’s skinny and that she’s done snorting drugs. Yeah, whatever Lindsay!

 

Coked Up Thieves

Coked Up Thieves

We hear that snorting ashes makes you hallucinate.

 

Annoying Weatherman

Annoying Weatherman

Kids, this is what happens when you snort too much cocaine off a dead hooker's ass.

 

Kate Moss Pole Dances

Kate Moss Pole Dances

No, Kate Moss did not snort a boatload of blow before filming this White Stripes music video. Or so we'd like to think.

 

Kate Moss Cocaine Video Real

Kate Moss Cocaine Video Real

Watch Kate Moss snort boatloads of scrumptiously delicious blow.

 

Kate Moss Cocaine Video

Kate Moss Cocaine Video

Watch Kate Moss snort a boatload of cocaine. This is the uncensored version of the video, just the way we know you like it.

 

California Movies

California Movies

Movies based in California love to surf and snort cocaine.