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Well, well, well. Aren’t we just the cat’s meow. And I say good for you, Tiger! Listen, we all get it; we’ve all been there. I mean, who among us isn’t a billion dollar entity who regularly dips the ol’
9-iron into a waitress’ wedge? It’s the circle of life! (And just a regular Tuesday, if you live in Florida or Nevada!)
But why is the media so willing to fault Tiger for these transactionsgressions? If there’s anyone to blame for Tiger’s “Mistress of the Month Club”, it’s his parents. Give your baby a porn star’s name, and what can you expect? It’s like naming a kid Jeeves. Or Ruth. One’s bound to fetch your smoking jacket; the other’s destined to become a hulking Eastern European who sloughs off the dead skin on your heels.
But Tiger’s parents’ poor name choices aside, what’s the big deal? Should the big-bucks sponsors like Nike and Cadillac really care what Tiger does off the tee? Because by my count, he’s just sticking with brand awareness:
Nike: “Just Do It”
Check.
Cadillac: “Re-imagined. Re-inspired. Re-invigorated. All designed to reignite the soul.”
Check.
AT&T: “Talk is good.”
If you’re a brand, check.
So by that logic, Tiger’s Sexy Times may just help our economy keep on going. His marriage may not, but that’s his parents’ fault.
Hmm. We don't know about this. At first we were like, "Oh, Storm Trooper mid-riffs are hot!" And then we waited a second, looked at the girls one more time and were like, "These chicks look like they smoke three packs of cigarettes a day! Not hot!" What do you think?
10 Best After School Specials
In addition to saying no to smoking, drugs, alcohol and sex, you should say no to After School Specials.
Watermelon Woman
She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.
Winehouse Celebrates Earth Day
By smoking a joint, what did you expect her to plant a tree and drive a hybrid?
Britney Is Defintely Bangable Again
This seals the deal. Today Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America and she looked smoking hot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!
Smoking Kills Video Game Characters
This isn't very convincing since the ability to respawn in real life would encourage much worse behavior than smoking butts.
Mischa The Mystical Fairy
Any and every girl who chooses to dress like this is either 8 years old or smoking a ton of pot with mustachioed men named Jude.
Oh right, Britney Spears
Almost forgot about you, how are you doing? Wearing sweatpants, smoking cigarettes, and showing a little bump, good to see you're staying the course.
Harold and Kumar 2 Trailer
In theaters 4-25-2008. Harold and Kumar 2, follows the cross-country adventures of the pot-smoking duo as they try to outrun authorities who suspect them of being terrorists when they try to sneak a bong on board their flight to Amsterdam.
Mariah Carey Goes Hipster
Jack McBrayer aka Kenneth the Page, stars in the new Mariah Carey video. BET should see a spike in their Parliament smoking, DayGlo wearing, blogger demographic.
Smoke on the Mizu
Not only is Deep Purple's classic the first song guitarists learn but it is also the first song Japanese orchestras learn.
Amy Winehouse Smokes Crack
They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.
Winehouse has Blonde Ambition
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James Franco May Smoke Weed
It's debatable, he may just be a method actor, guy plays a stoner in almost everything.
Piss, Smoke, Curl, Repeat
This is the height of efficiency. There is nothing, short of giving birth, that could better demonstrate a complete control of time management.
