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Tallest Woman and Smallest Guy Make You Smile

Tallest Woman and Smallest Guy Make You Smile

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

 

Michael Phelps' Dad

Michael Phelps' Dad

Where is Michael Phelps' dad? He's in some pool eating small children/midgets.

 

Bicycle Rider Falls Into Ravine

Bicycle Rider Falls Into Ravine

Wonder if they'll name the ravine after him like Clayton Ravine in Back to the Future.

 

Jeff Goldblum Is Shirtlessly Confusing

Jeff Goldblum Is Shirtlessly Confusing

We can't figure out why the paparazzi would take a picture of Jeff Goldblum taking his shirt off and it looks like Jeff is wondering the same thing himself. Maybe it was a "Earth Girls Are Easy" fan.

 

Cute Doggie Torture

Cute Doggie Torture

It's adorable the way they make his small doggie brain struggle to acquire the food he needs to live.

 

Stevie Wonder Falls Down

Stevie Wonder Falls Down

You’ve seen the Stevie Wonder falling down video, right? Well check out our little spin on it!

 

Mouse Traps Doritos

Mouse Traps Doritos

Stick with cheese for your mouse trap, the chemicals in Doritos turns small mice into Chuck E. Cheese.

 

Exploding Skateboards

Exploding Skateboards

Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."

 

Giant Sticky Man Climbs Down Skyscraper

Giant Sticky Man Climbs Down Skyscraper

That's one small step for sticky man; one giant leap for sticky mankind.

 

McConaughey Eulogizes Evel Knievel

McConaughey Eulogizes Evel Knievel

McConaughey is available to lighten the mood and tell you to keep on "livin'" at funerals across America. He does require a small fee to keep his shirt on.

 

Internet Pets on Strike

Internet Pets on Strike

In solidarity with the WGA, pets are refusing to do anything adorable on camera. Wonder if porn stars will join and stop being slutty on camera. Probably not.

 

Unibrow Monster

Unibrow Monster

Madonna has an UGLY daughter. Don't care how young she is, kabbalah needs to teach the wonders of a tweezer and lip bleach.

 

Apocalypse Now

Apocalypse Now

Known as the Highway of Death, this stretch of land in Iraq is a reminder of the wonders of war in such a civilized time.

 

We make Snu Snu now!

We make Snu Snu now!

This is a new form of sexual role play, known as boy torture. It looks like a blond Xena has taken over a small village of Cambodian farmers.

 

She's a Small Wonder!

She's a Small Wonder!

Is it just us, or does Christina Ricci look a lot like V.I.C.K.I from Small Wonder?

 

Guinness Domino Ad

Guinness Domino Ad

Yes, Guinness is worth the wait of a slow pour but is it really worth trashing a small village?

 

Half Life in 60 Seconds

Half Life in 60 Seconds

For those who ever wondered what they were missing by not being a gamer, the answer is apparently about 60 seconds.

 

Mr. Rogers Plays Video Games

Mr. Rogers Plays Video Games

Mr. Rogers was quite fascinated with the innocent fun of Donkey Kong. Wonder what he'd have to say about Halo 3.

 

Britney's Brisk Jog

Britney's Brisk Jog

Britney Spears ran across the western hemisphere, crushing several small villages and leaving massive footprints in her wake.

 

The Mist Trailer

The Mist Trailer

In theaters 11-21-07. A freak storm unleashes a species of blood-thirsty creatures on a small town, where a small band of citizens hole-up in a supermarket and fight for their lives.