When trying to impress a hot chick, always overdo it to the point of pissing her off.

Sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go… on a fountian, next to some tourists.

What happens when you're at the mall with your dog and some lady keeps spraying people's legs with water? Let's find out!!

This truck may only be a semi, but is fully pimped-out. Who needs trucker speed when you have 2,500,000 watts of neon keeping you awake!

This is the kinda technology that the paparazzi need. Turn into a camera, take some photos of Britney's crotch, then transform into a car and drive away when Linsday Lohan tries to hit you with her car.

The harder part is when she tries to get OUT of the suit.

The tragic part comes when you wash the words off, and you can't remember which side is which.

Always keep your kitty clean!

Messengers keep looking busy when they wear this shirt!

Oh Andre, it's a sad, sad day when Dakota is dressed better than you.

Be careful when photocopying at work! And always wear panties.

"Here, honeyyyyyy, you nip's slipping out a littlllllle. Lemme just cover it ith my haaaaaand. We're hot even when we're waaasteeed."

These kids are so inventive… reminds me of myself when I was a little boy. Oh wait, I'm a girl.

The Strangers with Candy movie trailer. Yeah, I didn't see this when it was in theaters, either.

The "EXIT" characters don't really feel that free when they're done, they're actually leaping away from the cockroaches.

Babysitting's never easier when the baby is drunk. …Or the size of a full-grown man.

Steve-O celebrated the release of a new movie by making an impression of his family jewels in some wet cement. Personally, I like jewels with a liitle more karats, if you catch my drift.

This simple robbery report gets spiced up when a rubbery appendage comes out the door!

Kimmie Gibbler loves the part of the routine when Mike Tyson grabs her boobs.

Animal-on-animal violence just got a lot more ADORABLE!