This is what happens when you shoot your child out of a cannon and onto a Slip N' Slide. Failtastic!

Bollywood sure knows how to make movies. Exciting and completely nonsensical!

Girls don't fart and they're not suppose to poop. They're also not suppose to slide their teeth off on TV.

You can dance to this while sliding down the tubes.

Here’s a slide show of kids exploring their imaginations by dressing in costumes, which is sure to brighten your day.

Sure beats an above ground pool, that's for sure.

Eventually they moved his food off the top of the slide, but not until they were finished mocking him.

Nothing is as priceless as filming an child's impending doom. The pan over to the slide proves the cameraman is a heartless bastard.

If your local Target has two floors you may want to try this...

A 60 foot slide from the roof with a ramp at the end. Kudos to the kids for building it and then soundtracking the video with decent music.

Slip 'n Slide's are universally acknowledged as unsafe. This hillbilly ignored common sense and threw his babies like he's trying to get a 7-10 split.

In case of fire, do not use elevator, use spiral slide.

He's got more skillz than a bag of pills! I dunno what that means!

This baby will star in Breakin' 5: Goo Goo Ga Ga Slide!