This sexy vixen shows us the value of a well placed morning stretch. And how to hide an entire army of pies under your dunlap.

Are you adventurous or do you hide under your bed for most of the day? Take this quiz to find out!

Teaching kids eight and under about the magic and fun of Lindsay Lohan’s latest coke-fuelled party antics!

This wacky dog is getting angry at his bone, and his own foot! Watch him go! GRRRRRR!

This Fourth of July, remember NOT to place your quarter sticks of dynamite under your water melons. 'Cause den de'll blowd up.

A semi truck fell right on top of a small car, and rescuers had to use a crane and the jaws of life to get to him. The most amazing part – he walks away!

I like street performers that actually bring something new to the table, to make me appreciate their disadvantaged-ness. Like playing an instrument with your feet.

Now that she's BACK in rehab with a DUI under her belt, Svedka Vodka has pulled the plug on hosting her party (as in, busloads of free vodka) and the tragic irony of a 20-year-old in a drunk driving accident just weeks before her 21st birthday starts to sink in. Fun!

Apparently Kirsten Dunst has a NAAAAAASTY foot rash. She must be hanging out in the shower room of the Silverlake YMCA. Gross.

Britney Spears put on a secret show at the House of Blues San Diego last night, under the fake group name "The M&Ms." Apparently she lip-sync'd and gave a lap dance. But no one put money in her thong!

This Chinese chick has got some of the freakiest feet around. Maybe they quit foot-binding a little soon, huh?

Eastern Conference Champions are old school. No fancy gimmicks or studio trickery. They just put one guy on drums, another on bass and have the singer bang out some guitar chords. The result is a refreshingly awesome blend of rock that will have your feet stomping and head nodding. Don’t believe me? Well they’re just a click away!

The importance of wearing proper-fitting shoes.

Gotta love the under-boobs. Especially HUGE Keely Hazell under-boob.

Rose McGowan showed up at a Oscars afterparty with some weird bandaid under her eye. Girl is looking rough!

Liver spots? Check. Bags under the eyes? Check. Sagging mouth? Check. Creepy old lady neck? Check. Looks like Goldie Hawn should be CHECKing in at her plastic surgeon!

You know he's got a pretty big carrot under there.

This kid does 101 impressions of famous celebrities and characters, all in under four minutes.

I think it's just Michael Jackson under that burka…

Wow, this is new heights of sexiness for foot fetishists.