Jessica's side boobs are always worth a little uproar.

It's called boob tape, Jessica. Look into it.

Jess just loves her too-tight outfits. We ain't your gynecologist, Jessica!

You can't lip-sync a nipple-slip, Ashlee!

This "legal" weed is endorsed by Homer Simpson! D'oh!

Some perv at a Jessica Simpson concert decided to just film her mooseknuckle. Now we reap the benefits.

Check out Jessica Simpson's new music video "Public Affair." It's filled with celebrities and boobs.

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!

Nick is practically suicidal over Jessica Simpson – he’s gonna slit his wrists, then write a horrible song about it. Can you save him?

Everybody’s favorite celebrity sluts are back for another round of slutiness. This time Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson talk about the latest gossip on their cellphones!

This week Michael Douglas lashes out at Bradgenlina, Jessica Simpson is almost preggers, Kanye West is the next Oliver Stone and more!

See Ashlee Simpson act like a drunken retard. Sadly, she doesn’t do a hoedown in this video.

This is why Nick Lachey kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. It's better to cut your losses when you're ahead. Or a dick.

Here is proof that Jessica Simpson has some of the bounciest boobs in Hollywood.

See the Olsen Twins, Ashlee Simpson, Martha Stewart and other celebrities get their shot at being the next American Idol.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Ashlee Simpson's motto: "When you can't sing, hoe dance."

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!