Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring

Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring

The PMS Home Shopping Network has an exclusive offer on the new Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring! Now you can't get laid either!

 

Leighton Meester Has A Sex Tape

Leighton Meester Has A Sex Tape

If you're wondering who Leighton Meester is, this is her. TMZ is reporting she has a sex tape that's being shopped around Hollywood. And it involves her feet. Sexy!

 

Governor Sale!

Governor Sale!

Get it? Because the Illinois Governor is a crook and the sofa shop is having a sale?

 

PMS Home Shopping Network: George W. Bush Action Figures

PMS Home Shopping Network: George W. Bush Action Figures

Watch this if you want to purchase a George W. Bush action figure. They snort fake cocaine!

 

Metallica Goes Shopping

Metallica Goes Shopping

OMG the dudes from Metallica totally sold out. We're gonna go listen to the Jonas Brothers now.

 

Chaos In The Print Shop

Chaos In The Print Shop

Guys who work in a print shop have a lot of time on their hands, go figure.

 

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Sing "Candy Shop"

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Sing "Candy Shop"

A parody of the hit 50 Cent song where Tom Cruise rolls into a candy shop to pick up the last remaining virgin in Hollywood : the young and innocent Katie Holmes.

 

Urban Warfare

Urban Warfare

For those tough days shopping at Wal Mart. Just watch those urchin shoppers flee!

 

Shopping Keeps us Safe

Shopping Keeps us Safe

"Yeah, I could be sending this money to the troops for body armor, but I REALLY need this iPhone."

 

Sweeney Todd Trailer

Sweeney Todd Trailer

In theaters 12-21-07. Based on the hit Broadway musical which tells the infamous story of Benjamin Barker, a.k.a Sweeney Todd, who sets up a barber shop down in London which is the basis for a sinister partnership with his fellow tenant, Mrs. Lovett.

 

Hobbit Grandmas

Hobbit Grandmas

These little women are going out to shop in the Shire.

 

Jessica Alba's Breasts Are Cold

Jessica Alba's Breasts Are Cold

Alba went shopping in a Rite Aid this weekend and must have stepped into the freezer section. Either that or she is pointing at the best detergent that money can buy.

 

PMS Home Shopping: Celebrity Proof Blackberry

PMS Home Shopping: Celebrity Proof Blackberry

The Celebrity Proof Blackberry will protect celebrities who have the tendency to leave angry voicemails, film their own sex tapes, and snort a lot of drugs.

 

Seacrest is GAY!

Seacrest is GAY!

Here's Ryan Seacrest shopping with a male "friend." Hollywood grocery stores always make people look so gay!

 

Ashley Olsen's Chest

Ashley Olsen's Chest

Wow, an Olsen goes out shopping in her bra! Too bad we're not seeing anything. At all.

 

Flea Market Rap

Flea Market Rap

Apparently, a 2-minute-long repetitive rap about how this flea market is just like a mini-mall is what drives folks in Mongomery, Alabama, to shop there.

 

Celebrity ButtPlug: George Bush

Celebrity ButtPlug: George Bush

The "George Dubya Tush buttplug fills the void in for the political loved one's on your holiday shopping list!

 

Sexy Shopping Bag

Sexy Shopping Bag

I see London, I see France, I see your shopping bag's underpants!

 

Bikini Sniffer

Bikini Sniffer

Mission: Find a nerd in a bikini shop, overwhelm him with your hotness, then get him to steal for you.

 

Home Shopping Idiot

Home Shopping Idiot

Watch this guy mistake a butterfly for a horse. Yes, you've read that right. Home shopping hosts are geniuses!

 

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