The PMS Home Shopping Network has an exclusive offer on the new Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring! Now you can't get laid either!

If you're wondering who Leighton Meester is, this is her. TMZ is reporting she has a sex tape that's being shopped around Hollywood. And it involves her feet. Sexy!

Get it? Because the Illinois Governor is a crook and the sofa shop is having a sale?

Watch this if you want to purchase a George W. Bush action figure. They snort fake cocaine!

OMG the dudes from Metallica totally sold out. We're gonna go listen to the Jonas Brothers now.

Guys who work in a print shop have a lot of time on their hands, go figure.

A parody of the hit 50 Cent song where Tom Cruise rolls into a candy shop to pick up the last remaining virgin in Hollywood : the young and innocent Katie Holmes.

For those tough days shopping at Wal Mart. Just watch those urchin shoppers flee!

"Yeah, I could be sending this money to the troops for body armor, but I REALLY need this iPhone."

In theaters 12-21-07. Based on the hit Broadway musical which tells the infamous story of Benjamin Barker, a.k.a Sweeney Todd, who sets up a barber shop down in London which is the basis for a sinister partnership with his fellow tenant, Mrs. Lovett.

These little women are going out to shop in the Shire.

Alba went shopping in a Rite Aid this weekend and must have stepped into the freezer section. Either that or she is pointing at the best detergent that money can buy.

The Celebrity Proof Blackberry will protect celebrities who have the tendency to leave angry voicemails, film their own sex tapes, and snort a lot of drugs.

Here's Ryan Seacrest shopping with a male "friend." Hollywood grocery stores always make people look so gay!

Wow, an Olsen goes out shopping in her bra! Too bad we're not seeing anything. At all.

Apparently, a 2-minute-long repetitive rap about how this flea market is just like a mini-mall is what drives folks in Mongomery, Alabama, to shop there.

The "George Dubya Tush buttplug fills the void in for the political loved one's on your holiday shopping list!

I see London, I see France, I see your shopping bag's underpants!

Mission: Find a nerd in a bikini shop, overwhelm him with your hotness, then get him to steal for you.

Watch this guy mistake a butterfly for a horse. Yes, you've read that right. Home shopping hosts are geniuses!