Triumph the Insult Comic goes to the Republican National Convention to make fun of white people.

In honor of Meg White, here’s a Sex Tape edition of WYR!

Here are some of the trashiest people in Hollywood. Most of them grew up in Alabama.

Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!

This week Philip Norris talks about how Amy Winehouse hates everyone that's not white. What color is she anyway?

There is no one better equipped to take care of a cat than a single white male aka, an engineer.

Jack White is pissed he didn't think of this.

Wanna scare the baby Jesus out of your friends? All you have to do is wipe the frosting off this window to get a very special Christmas present.

After attending a Kennedy Center gala, the White House realized someone had stolen several yards of curtains from the Oval Office.

Decent Photoshop or white trash soup kitchen? Hmm Olive Garden sounds really appetizing all of a sudden.

… because we can’t let the terrorists win.

Awww dressed up like Snow White, rabies all of a sudden isn't so scary.

In theaters 2-15-08. A family settles into its vacation home, which happens to be the next stop for a pair of young, articulate, white-gloved serial killers on an excursion through the neighborhood.

Someone left Dina Lohan in the dryer too long and she done shrunked. 3 feet or not, she still plans on furiously ruining her daughters life.

Are you as revolted by the Meg White Sex Tape as this reporter is? We hope so.

Lindsay Lohan has either been working out in rehab, or hiding coke in her trunk. Skinny drug addict white girls don’t have butts like this. We smell trouble!

Brits will pay $1,500 for a new sport stiletto designed by failed artists at Fisher Price. Designed for the Socialite on the go, this shoe is sure to scream "Special Olympics".

Heidi Montag took the form of a great white shark and nearly swallowed her Hills arch enemy LC. Unfortunately, neither was injured.

White water rafting with a cat can be dangerous. And not just because of the claws!

Sisley's new controversial ad campaign features skinny models with their eyes rolled back, snorting "lines" off a white dress. Apparently spelling "fashion" like "heroin" is also chic, now.