I love the smell of crazy in the morning.

When you're playing a stripper in a movie, you gotta do your homework. Lindsay Lohan seen leaving a stripper dance class in LA.

Crüe drummer Tommy Lee has a girlfriend, and the only question left to ask is: What back alley did he meet her in?

Frances Bean is currently going through that awkward teen phase, where should could end up beautiful like her father, or a bloated stripper-turned-celebrity-turned-tragedy like her mother. Only time will tell.

Baby-daddy Larry Birkhead has a tattoo of Anna Nicole on his lower back, just in case we weren't sure which side of the trailer park he's from. (It's the trashy side.)

Recently actress Penelope Cruz won an award for Best Boobs in Hollywood. Congrats, Penelope. Bravo.

Ever-freaky Courtney Love looks like a bloated, exploding French maid. Even Paris looks normal next to her.

Kelis's milkshake got put on clampdown when she was arrested in Miami for harrassing two undercover cops posing as prostitutes.

For a chick whose famous for little more than her fantastic rack, you'd think she would have done this a LOOOONG time ago.

The Angry Leprechaun will surprise you as the secret killer in this spot-on parody of the "Zodiac" trailer. Oops, did we say it was a secret?

According to frontman Scott Stevens, this song was kinda the catalyst for their new record. Sometimes inspiration comes from the least expected places, but when it works it works. It’s always cool when a band covers a song, but also put their own stamp on it.

Join famous director turned archeologist James Cameron as he makes an amazing discovery in Jesus’ tomb… Jesus himself!

American Idol's favorite slutty contestant loves being wet. In fountains. Not that other way. But she probably likes that too.

LeeLee Sobieski looked hot at the Oscars Vanity Fair party.

The Daily Show goes in deep with their own version of the real REAL Laguna Beach.

Cameron Diaz did a foreign-market commercial. What a traitor. Slut.

Classy network ESPN aired footage of Payton Manning dancing in a play as an 8th grader. You'll never look at pro quarterbacks the same again!

This is another genius remix of "The Beetis"! You'll fall in love with diabetes, just like us!

Gotta love the under-boobs. Especially HUGE Keely Hazell under-boob.

Yep. It's official: Keely Hazell is HOT.