"Here, honeyyyyyy, you nip's slipping out a littlllllle. Lemme just cover it ith my haaaaaand. We're hot even when we're waaasteeed."

Looks like Dora's going to be Exploring some more *adult* places!

Donald! You little so-and-so! It's not time for Xtina's nips to come out yet!

Yeah! Chick fight! Awesome! …Well, more like middle-aged mom fight. Sexy!

I see London, I see France, I see your shopping bag's underpants!

I love it when sexy news anchors have Freudian slips of the tongue. Especially when Shepard Smith won't let her forget it!

Whoever makes these bkinis has a sexy sense of humor.

I'd like to blow up HER Death Star! Knowhadimsayin? Knowhadimsayin?

Later this night, Paris Hilton arrested herself for drunk driving.

Sexy Abraham Lincoln asks, "Wouldn't you like to Four Score with me?"

Hot cheerleader - now sexy spinal cord injury!

We've been searching for ways to make video gaming more sexy while making you more horny. We think we've found the answer. Girls + Video Games FTW!

The video you’ve been searching for all over the internet is finally here! See Dustin “Screech” Diamond do the “dirty sanchez” with a very, very sexy lady! This is the celebrity sex tape you don’t want to miss! Uncut. Uncensored. Unreal.

Sexiest sweater ever!

Cow tries to hump - but slips!

The funny thing is: This look is so much more sexy than the girls who have their thongs ALWAYS sticking out of their buisness.

For some reason this fat viking chick is really turning us on. Or maybe it's her sexy bicycle!?!

Nothing is sexier than girls who don't know when to stop putting on underwear.

Watch Justin Timberlake's new video "Sexy Back" and wonder whether or not he really has a sexy back. We vote no! Ew!

Ah yes, we knew there was at least ONE person who watched The Matrix.