Is this why they have that ban on extremely skinny models? Because I totally thought this was sexy.

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"Jack Frost" is an amazing B-movie horror flick from the 90s. Shannon Elizabeth played the sexy victim, and the snowman's carrot played her "boyfriend."

Isn't she the cutest? I'd like to take a shower with her!!!

...Because what would the internet be without stupid videos of hot girls retardedly dancing to music?

You're sexy. Check. You've got hot dancing skills. Check. You're at some sort of outdoor pole-dance competition. Check. And you just lotioned your hands up -- OH NOOOOOOO!

This hot chick is modeling with a chainsaw! Boring but sexy!

Our mom loves Jonny Lives. And you know what? Our mom knows good music, 'cause this stuff is really good. Thanks Jonny Lives for stopping by our studio and telling stories! We love storytime!

"Thing" from the Addams Family goes out into the world, and discovers love. It gets sexy!

Looks like Dora's going to be Exploring some more *adult* places!

Yeah! Chick fight! Awesome! …Well, more like middle-aged mom fight. Sexy!

I see London, I see France, I see your shopping bag's underpants!

My mom found my flavored condom stash, and now she can't stop chewin' on Trojans.

I love it when sexy news anchors have Freudian slips of the tongue. Especially when Shepard Smith won't let her forget it!

Whoever makes these bkinis has a sexy sense of humor.

I'd like to blow up HER Death Star! Knowhadimsayin? Knowhadimsayin?

Later this night, Paris Hilton arrested herself for drunk driving.

Sexy Abraham Lincoln asks, "Wouldn't you like to Four Score with me?"

Hot cheerleader - now sexy spinal cord injury!

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