...Because what would the internet be without stupid videos of hot girls retardedly dancing to music?

You're sexy. Check. You've got hot dancing skills. Check. You're at some sort of outdoor pole-dance competition. Check. And you just lotioned your hands up -- OH NOOOOOOO!

Have you ever played this new music game? We show you pictures, you put them together and then you're a rock star. Play this while you're avoiding your family during Christmas.

I’m dreaming of a Black Christmas, thanks to these boobs!

At Christmas everybody’s got a little soul.

This hot chick is modeling with a chainsaw! Boring but sexy!

Hello and welcome to Whose Boobs the only on-line game with tit-mites in its smile and all the tender sweetness of s a seasick boob-o-dile.

Ever since there was a Christmas there was someone trying to steal it.

"Thing" from the Addams Family goes out into the world, and discovers love. It gets sexy!

Looks like Dora's going to be Exploring some more *adult* places!

A month of Christmas specials equals a month full of reasons that you should probably get TIVO.

Yeah! Chick fight! Awesome! …Well, more like middle-aged mom fight. Sexy!

I see London, I see France, I see your shopping bag's underpants!

We now present you with the vocal stylings of Mister Kevin Federline!

I love it when sexy news anchors have Freudian slips of the tongue. Especially when Shepard Smith won't let her forget it!

Whoever makes these bkinis has a sexy sense of humor.

I'd like to blow up HER Death Star! Knowhadimsayin? Knowhadimsayin?

Later this night, Paris Hilton arrested herself for drunk driving.

Sexy Abraham Lincoln asks, "Wouldn't you like to Four Score with me?"

Joan Rivers shows up to present at an Australian award show, and insults them while drunk. Take that, Mel Gibson!