Watch as these girls totally lose it over Dave Archuleta losing on American Idol. And by "lose it" I mean GO BANANAS.

If you get too famous, God curses you with ugly, stupid children. See if you can tell which celebrity parent gave life to this repulsive boy or girl.

It's like a sexy snuff film.

It’s the video you’ve all been waiting for: The Britney Spears Sex Tape. Liquid Generation’s got the exclusive footage that nobody else has. Don’t you feel lucky? It’s sexy time!

Obvious gay jokes aside. Clay Aiken is gay and America should start to deal with it.

Now here's a geek girl that every geek guy can get behind.

Not the most sexy picture of Kim Kardashian, especially with all that farting going on.

Just in time for your upcoming barbeque, it’s women chefs! (This WYR’s a special request from Chris)

This week Who’d You Rather takes a trip down the rabbit hole so we can look up the dresses of the hottest girls in Fantasy!

We “get it on” with the very sexiest teen flicks.

This isn't weird at all. We always orgasm when opening new gadgets.

Whoopi and that girl who likes to kiss girls and like it just made out. .

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.

Yeah, we hate James Blunt, too.

Screwed or skewered? Check out pictures from movies and try to guess whether the girls are getting laid or getting dead.

Watch what happens when A-Rod calls Lenny Kravitz, who then puts Madonna on the phone. Hint: Sexy Hell breaks loose.

Here are some of the trashiest people in Hollywood. Most of them grew up in Alabama.

That's not where you put the books silly girl, you're blocking our view. Also what'd Will Turner ever do to deserve this?

We can't figure out why the paparazzi would take a picture of Jeff Goldblum taking his shirt off and it looks like Jeff is wondering the same thing himself. Maybe it was a "Earth Girls Are Easy" fan.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.