That's some sexy makeup!

We'll gladly promote the douchecicles at PETA if they continue to show hot women making sex with vegetables.

She's Brian Austin Green's girlfriend, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't respect her sexiest! Philip Norris has more...

LG’s own pint-sized fly of love grills the star of Hot Rod and SNL on all things sexy! Be sure to see the movie, in theaters August 3rd!

It's like a sexy snuff film.

It’s the video you’ve all been waiting for: The Britney Spears Sex Tape. Liquid Generation’s got the exclusive footage that nobody else has. Don’t you feel lucky? It’s sexy time!

Obvious gay jokes aside. Clay Aiken is gay and America should start to deal with it.

Not the most sexy picture of Kim Kardashian, especially with all that farting going on.

We “get it on” with the very sexiest teen flicks.

This isn't weird at all. We always orgasm when opening new gadgets.

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.

Watch what happens when A-Rod calls Lenny Kravitz, who then puts Madonna on the phone. Hint: Sexy Hell breaks loose.

Here are some of the trashiest people in Hollywood. Most of them grew up in Alabama.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Any and every girl who chooses to dress like this is either 8 years old or smoking a ton of pot with mustachioed men named Jude.

See if you can tell the difference between a slutty porn star and a sexy pop star. STDs totally not included.

Indie Chicks and Dudes are hot because they know how to dress, know how to sing, and know how to barf into a toilet when they get too drunk.

Nothing looks sexier than a woman wearing a bra. A dude, however? YUCK!

The most shocking thing is not how sexy she looks at age 16, it's how shockingly 90s the photo backdrop is.

Hey look! Sexy versions of fairy tale characters!