Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape?

Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape?

Philip Norris discusses the art of the celebrity sex tape.

 

Wino is Nude-o

Wino is Nude-o

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

 

Spitzer Went Wild

Spitzer Went Wild

She loves to get paid for sex or things relating to sex.

 

Mandles

Mandles

Ladies, if you don't want to give your man what he really wants for Valentine's Day (Sex) at least get him a mandle.

 

Donkey Lips Auditions For Amp

Donkey Lips Auditions For Amp

Donkey Lips returned full force during a Super Bowl Ad for Amp Energy Drink, his casting tape is more disturbing.

 

Exploding Skateboards

Exploding Skateboards

Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."

 

Who is having Sex with that City?

Who is having Sex with that City?

A picture that is worth a thousand words maybe but definitely not worth your 9 bucks at the theater. How does Sarah Jessica Parker stay uglier than her clothes? It seems impossible.

 

Rambo Death Chart

Rambo Death Chart

John Rambo kills everyone and has sex with no one.

 

Amy Winehouse Smokes Crack

Amy Winehouse Smokes Crack

They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.

 

Evangeline Lily Used to Do Phone Sex

Evangeline Lily Used to Do Phone Sex

Evangeline Lily used to do commercials for a phone-date hotline. It makes unemployed insomniac TV-addicts seem less... desperate. No, not really.

 

The Poughkeepsie Tapes Trailer

The Poughkeepsie Tapes Trailer

In theaters 2-8-08. When hundreds of videotapes showing torture, murder and dismemberment are found in an abandoned house, they reveal a serial killer's decade-long reign of terror and become the most disturbing collection of evidence homicide detectives have ever seen.

 

Hot eraser sex!

Hot eraser sex!

This is the closest most of you will ever come to sex, enjoy it.

 

Halo Condoms

Halo Condoms

People who play Halo don't have sex… this is a waste of Bungie capital. As a stockholder, I say "Boo".

 

Diamonds = Sex

Diamonds = Sex

Puts a whole new spin on the term "Blood Diamonds"… menstruations jokes too tacky?

 

Diabetic Dildos

Diabetic Dildos

Candy Flavored sex toys are nothing new, but this is the first time you can stick candy corn up your corn hole.

 

Tranny Ta-Ta's

Tranny Ta-Ta's

Amanda Lepore, some sort of tranny, spilled its breasts during a recent red carpet walk. Sex is officially ruined.

 

Pedophiles are the Sex!

Pedophiles are the Sex!

This Halloween you can go as some dumb ass "sluty fairy", which we all know is just an excuse to act like a whore, or you can go as Wacko Jacko! Look at them eyes!

 

Pukin up The Sex

Pukin up The Sex

This guy is going to get so much ass tonight! Oh, he just threw up on himself? LIGHTNING ROUND!

 

Slight Chance of Jizm

Slight Chance of Jizm

Weather men are often overlooked as the newsworthy sex gods they are. That being said, we feel sorry for Pennsylvania. According to jumbo here they are in for a sticky weekend.

 

Manliest Commercial Ever

Manliest Commercial Ever

We beer sex pizza mile high nachos this commercial very much.

 

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