Philip Norris discusses the art of the celebrity sex tape.

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

She loves to get paid for sex or things relating to sex.

Ladies, if you don't want to give your man what he really wants for Valentine's Day (Sex) at least get him a mandle.

Donkey Lips returned full force during a Super Bowl Ad for Amp Energy Drink, his casting tape is more disturbing.

Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."

A picture that is worth a thousand words maybe but definitely not worth your 9 bucks at the theater. How does Sarah Jessica Parker stay uglier than her clothes? It seems impossible.

John Rambo kills everyone and has sex with no one.

They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.

Evangeline Lily used to do commercials for a phone-date hotline. It makes unemployed insomniac TV-addicts seem less... desperate. No, not really.

In theaters 2-8-08. When hundreds of videotapes showing torture, murder and dismemberment are found in an abandoned house, they reveal a serial killer's decade-long reign of terror and become the most disturbing collection of evidence homicide detectives have ever seen.

This is the closest most of you will ever come to sex, enjoy it.

People who play Halo don't have sex… this is a waste of Bungie capital. As a stockholder, I say "Boo".

Puts a whole new spin on the term "Blood Diamonds"… menstruations jokes too tacky?

Candy Flavored sex toys are nothing new, but this is the first time you can stick candy corn up your corn hole.

Amanda Lepore, some sort of tranny, spilled its breasts during a recent red carpet walk. Sex is officially ruined.

This Halloween you can go as some dumb ass "sluty fairy", which we all know is just an excuse to act like a whore, or you can go as Wacko Jacko! Look at them eyes!

This guy is going to get so much ass tonight! Oh, he just threw up on himself? LIGHTNING ROUND!

Weather men are often overlooked as the newsworthy sex gods they are. That being said, we feel sorry for Pennsylvania. According to jumbo here they are in for a sticky weekend.

We beer sex pizza mile high nachos this commercial very much.