The Celebrity Proof Blackberry will protect celebrities who have the tendency to leave angry voicemails, film their own sex tapes, and snort a lot of drugs.

A clearly wasted Lindsay Lohan was caught on tape as she exited a club this past weekend, drunkenly stumbling into her waiting ride. Thank god she's in the passenger seat this time!!

Can you decide if the picture you’re looking at is a Sex Clown or Circus Clown? You’re not going to sleep tonight after watching this.

Her creepy dad insisted on being on the set while she filmed a sex scene, and helped "direct" her partner. Ewwwwy!

It's cool; they're in love.

Madonna and hubby Guy Richie like to play dress-up to keep their sex life fresh.

Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.

Christina Ricci and Justin Timberlake share a SUPER HOT sex scene in Black Snake Moan!!!

How can you not love such whimsical people?

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "pork."

Paris Hilton’s belongings! We’ve found’em! You’ll want them! And most all – you’ll want to have sex with them!

He's the foxiest little double-agent on the planet! It's 00!

Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton are pegged to host a new reality TV series that basically gets virgins laid. It's being made by the same guy that released the Paris Hilton sex tape, so you know it's gonna be classy.

No need to fast-forward through movies just to get to the good stuff – the sex scenes. Just play this video trivia game for the raunch you love!

It's called boob tape, Jessica. Look into it.

There's a better use for the "rumble" function on your Wii paddles. It's a marital aid.

The kids and their perceptions of sex these days.

Classic SNL skit where "Tom Brokaw" tapes possible outcomes if Gerald Ford were to die. I personally like the wild dogs attack.

An in-depth look at the evolution of sex and boobies in video games. Informative and arousing!

Old people turn off the lights and act like they are having sex. Watch how the marks react!