OMG the dudes from Metallica totally sold out. We're gonna go listen to the Jonas Brothers now.

People get laid wearing JCPenny who knew?

Gob is still regretting selling the rights to Mr. Bannagrabber.

Will Ferrell's new movie answers the age-old question, would you watch a movie about Ron Burgundy playing minor league basketball? What if we got you drunk first?

They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.

Marilyn Manson actually looks normal without all that makeup. Although, we doubt he would be selling many CD's, looking like a WoW nerd.

Some random guy is selling his entire lifetime of video game systems and cartridges for a whopping $14,000. Maybe with all that money he can finally see what a vagina looks like.

Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

Gisele is selling shoes or some shiz and this new ad is meant to catch your attention. One question, water is transparent, why can't we see the gooch?

What made Jennifer Lopez decide that this was the best outfit to showcase at the launch of her new clothing line? She looks like a fruit rollup or a tall oompa loompa.

Fergie is now selling handbags that are apparently are made out of Kilts… and is that piss on her pants… again!? Oh no.. It's just sweat.

Gwen Stefani used to be hard core and she rocked. Now she sings pop music and kidnaps Asians. If you're going to sell out, UPSIZE THE BOOBS!

To sell Halo3 in the states just give us violence. Korea went with Master Chief punching a dinosaur and dancing on the subway. Way to go Korea!

The Iceman wants to sell you a car from "The Danger Zone". He will do anything to beat Maverick's prices.

Anne Hathaway is proof that milk does a body good. However, sucking on your boyfriend's hairy nipple isn't a strong selling point.

Britney got drunk and topless after shooting a "video". Her assistant arranged for her to make out with an extra. He sold the pictures to pay for the doctor's visit the next day.

WEIRDEST COMMERCIAL EVER! Actually it's for a convenience store in Canada that sells Slushy-like drinks called Frosters. This flavor is called "WTF" ("Where's The Froster?")

When Hooters Air failed, they sold their fleer of planes to an old-people nudist resort. Then some creep took a photo.

This woman tried to buy all the iPhones in the store, but doesn't realize they're only selling one per customer!

A local L.A. bakery is selling "Paris Visitor's Cakes" – muffins with a fake nailfile through the middle! That hot!