About 15 seconds into this clip, Tiger Woods lets won't rip. His farts smell like onions we hear.

I bet you didn't think it was possible to fit the 100 greatest movie lines of all time into 200 hundred seconds did you? You were wrong.

Poor Kelly Ripa. 30 seconds after Regis farted, she turned green and died.

If you look at Sophie Monk for more than 10 seconds it's like drugs.

The only way you can complain about this picture is that 1 second before and after this picture was taken you could probably see her nipple, which would have been nice.

Ashley Harkleroad was defeated in the first round 6-4, 6-3 by some French chick. Hairy armpits should never defeat Grade A American ass, this is will not be tolerated.

In less than 30 seconds they accomplish what Nicolas Cage was unable to do, be entertaining.

The Los Angeles Board of Health clearly graded Kelly's ass Grade A.

10,000 frames per second is the way to live.

Daniel Plainview would be the second best Food Network host behind Marc Summers.

Lindsay's education at rehab didn't end with Drugs=Bad, she also went to the second level course Panties=Respectable(kind of).

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!

On second thought… I changed my mind, tattoo faced husband.

Yes she says she does what she wants but does she slaughter baby seals with her bare hands??

For those who ever wondered what they were missing by not being a gamer, the answer is apparently about 60 seconds.

Lighting farts is so hot! Why can't all girls be like this. No, no wait - on second though, we don't want this.

"Trust me, this works every time. Usually they continue to cry for a while, but after about 30 seconds they are fast asleep… for a while."

National Geographic's upcoming special is the most awesome news from them since we saw naked African women in their magazines back in the fourth grade.

I bet the 30 seconds it would have taken to put on his pants might have spared him *some* humiliation. And scrapes.

...in 30 seconds.