Ryan Seacrest Was A Little Chubster

Ryan Seacrest Was A Little Chubster

This is Ryan Seacrest as a kid, and as you can see, he still looks really gay.

 

Ryan Seacrest High Fives Blind Guy

Ryan Seacrest High Fives Blind Guy

You should have seen it when he asked a guy who couldn't taste to lick his abs. Now that was super awkward.

 

Seacrest's New Beard

Seacrest's New Beard

"See guys, a girl! Her name's Sophie Monk and her bangin' body is all mine!...why aren't we touching? oh you missed that, i was hetero-ing all over her inside."

 

Emmy Awards Boobs 2007

Emmy Awards Boobs 2007

This week we celebrate the best boobs that appeared in 2007 Emmy Awards. Hosted by Evil Ryan Seacrest!

 

Family Guy at the Emmys

Family Guy at the Emmys

Brian and Stewie performed a song about the state of TV. This doesn't make up for having Seacrest host the show but its a start...

 

E!vacuation: Seacrest Out!

E!vacuation: Seacrest Out!

The E! Entertainment Television building got a bomb threat this morning, but luckily Ryan Seacrest got out alive! (With his Aston Martin.)

 

Seacrest is GAY!

Seacrest is GAY!

Here's Ryan Seacrest shopping with a male "friend." Hollywood grocery stores always make people look so gay!

 

Kellie Pickler's Fake Boobs

Kellie Pickler's Fake Boobs

Former Idol Kellie Pickler returned to the AI stage, only to get oggled by Ryan Seabreast. I mean Seacrest.

 

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