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Mean Sea Lion

Mean Sea Lion

Protects his personal space.

 
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Mean Sea Lion

By: LG Staff
July 07 2011, 8:10 AM

Protects his personal space.

 

 

Riding a Turtle

Riding a Turtle

This baby sea lion found a great means of transportation.

 
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Riding a Turtle

By: LG Staff
May 20 2011, 12:38 PM

This baby sea lion found a great means of transportation.

 

 
 
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Deeo Sea Fishing

By: LG Staff
April 25 2011, 10:52 AM

The badass way.

 

 
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Jesus Died For Your $35

By: Tom L
December 20 2010, 11:41 AM

Now that's entertainment!

 

With his birthday less than a week away, I thought we'd check in with Jesus at The Holy Land Experience. The HLE is an Orlando theme park that approximizes what Jerusalem would have been like if Jesus had been of northern European descent and Roman soldiers had purchased their armor at a Halloween shop. Check out the full video of his crucifixion. It's sort of like crossing the Passion of the Christ with a Sea World show. In other words, it can't miss. Admission to the park is $35. They also accept donations.

 

 

Puppies Try To Gangbang Dude

Puppies Try To Gangbang Dude

...and afterwards they celebrated with cigarettes and doggy biscuits.

 

Child Tries To Choke And Kill Seal

Child Tries To Choke And Kill Seal

What you're seeing here is the dreaded Child Monster of the Sea trying to choke and kill the singer Seal.

 

One of these things…

One of these things…

… is not like the others. Poor little pasty Jan Brady got lost amongst a sea of breasticles. She needed some of that fake Britney ab tan.