Here is the third – and final – part of our Escape From Scientology video game series, and it’s the most exciting one yet with tons of surprises. Prepare for a final battle between L. Ron Hubbard, Xenu, and then save the other mystery hostages.

The voice of Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, is robo-calling people and telling them about the great wonders of Scientology.

In this game, you are kidnapped by the Church of Scientology and sent to their evil world headquarters in Scientology Land to be brainwashed. Can you get out alive? This is the first of a three part series.

Now what makes people think Scientology is crazy?

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!

Craig Ferguson made the bold move to mock Tom Cruise's Scientology scandal, he should probably have someone else start his car for a while.

Mr. Cruise is really very articulate in explaining his "religion" that every one else thinks is just an expensive SCI-FI Cult-RPG.

Let Tom Cruise tell you all about Scientology, Xenu and how you can give yourself a free auditing test!

Katie Holmes is reportedly being punished by the "church" of Sciencrappery for not abiding by their alien overlords rules! No, Katie, NOOOOO!

This creepy 80's Scientology commercial features waaaay too many diverse cultures coming together for the sake of.... Scientology?? *shudder*

Here is Part 2 of our awesome game where you are kidnapped by the Church of Scientology and sent to their evil world headquarters in Scientology Land. This one’s called, “The Wrath of Tom Cruise.”

What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?

Tom Cruise is known for his devotion to Scientology, being crazy, having a baby with Katie Holmes, but did you know he also makes movies? It’s true! That’s why we devoted a whole Stupid Movie Quiz to this quackjob.