Nicole is looking dangerously thin again lately, and I've heard through a celebrity "doctor" that her stomach is bloated from malnutrition! O NOOOO!

Seriously, if he wasn't famous he'd get kicked out of places for being a homeless person. Scary. (He touches a supermodel with those fingers.)

They say having friends that are fatter than you makes you look skinnier. What exactly is Kate Moss's reason?

Just say no. Or hit up the gym, once and a while, woman.

Jared Leto got fat for his role as John Lennon's killer. Then he got skinny for his roll as rock music killer. Because he's a douche.

This hot, pants-less 18-year-old model recently died of a heart attack. Seriously, all the sexy skinny chicks are croaking!

The soulful songstress behind the song "Rehab" is a well-known alcoholic, but recently lost a lot of weight. Is she on drugs now too?

Her recent "corrective" plastic surger have left the rocker mom all weird looking! We're scared.

Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.

The awesomest scary Christmas horror movie parody that won't be coming to a theatre near you!!

Tyrone gets interviewed about Halloween, and proves how scary HE is!

Really, no caption can do this classy lady any justice. *SHUDDER*

Is this why they have that ban on extremely skinny models? Because I totally thought this was sexy.

And here's the Scary Drag Queen's dog!

I saw this lady waiting for the bust the other day in West Hollywood. You know I hope that bus didn't clash with her outfit.

Seriously, I was freaked out by Mary Poppins as a kid, but never this bad!

Don't be distracted by the funny sign -- there's bears mating on the left!

Andy Dick "releases" in a public men's room. And he looks great in skinny black pants.

We always mistake really fat people with really skinny people. Yes, our eyes suck.

Axe Rose in another 10 years.