This guy works on porn sets. Let's just say he's my idol.

Some perv decided to film these large ladies running down the street. BBW kink, I say!

Legally we can't say WHAT that white-ish substance that Nicole appears to be snorting, but I'm calling it out as chaz.

Silversun Pickups have really blown up over last year, what with their single getting heavy national radio play and even making an appearance on Late Night with David Letterman. So we were blown away when frontman Brian Aubert said he’d come by the LG Studios to play us some songs. We saw first hand why everyone is talking about this band…one of the best Studio Sessions we have ever had!

If you can't say it with a greeting card, say it with a print-out banner outside your dorm.

I think the title of this says it all. Her ass sucks.

Anyone who says rugby is a sport for panty-wearing sissies obviously hasn't seen THIS video!

I don't know what these crazy hot German chicks are saying, but I like how they say it!

Like I always say: female tennis players are gross.

All I can say is, I feel bad for that bottle of Coke.

Let's just say that if I died and they used Jessica's butt as the pillow in my coffin, I'd already be in heaven.

Chill, baby, I can't really feel anything with these furry paws!

Sierra Swan was the first Live at Liquid Generation performance that featured only vocals and a piano. Guitars are soooo overrated.

Yeah, we all say that games we don’t like are “gay.” But these games are REALLY effin’ gay. Like, totally.

Beeping out words is funny. It's even funnier when you do it to un-dirty words! What did Bush just say??

In this photo released by the Glendale Police Department, Nicole Richie's booking mug shot is seen after her arrest early Monday, Dec. 11, 2006, for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, in Glendale, Calif. California Highway Patrol officers took the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.

I don't know why Jesus say these types of things, but it's beginning to upset the children.

Judging by the lace on the pocket, I'd say these jeans split 'cause they're 25 frickin' years old.

Alright kids, say Cheese! BAAAARF!

Sure, they SAY they were filming a movie, but WE know that they were completely nude and loving every second of it!