The Grammys like the Oscars, give old artists awards they deserved years ago. Last night Herbie Hancock finally gained the recognition he deserved for this performance in '85.

The real thing this fight decides is Comedy Central has two funny late night hosts while NBC has only one, Leno sucks.

Good news! We're no longer biodegradable living organisms.

Since it has literally become unthinkable that people will ever feel sympathy and "Leave Britney Alone", think of the poor dog that has to live through this.

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!

She falls flat on her face because she is realizing how much it will cost to power the anamatronic unicorn Ty plans to install in their living room.

Eli may live to play again this week but he and Peyton both lost when this ad for the "DSRL" aired on national television.

In theaters 4-11-08. Donna's senior prom is supposed to be the best night of her life, though a sadistic killer from her past has different plans for her and her friends.

Remember those pictures of her unfavorable backside? Well it seems Jennifer Love Hewitt's two best friends had something to say about that on the red carpet last night.

Britney may have had an "episode" last night but Hillary Clinton isn't feeling too good either after millions of dollars and being nice to Bill only gave her 3rd place.

In theaters 7-2-08. A hard-living superhero who has fallen out of favor with the public enters into a questionable relationship with the wife of the public relations professional who's trying to repair his image.

Fergie sang Live and let die at the Music something or other. She spent some of the time flying around the stage playing a rocking version of Quidditch.

This is how Jesus really lived his life, as a tricky illusionist.

This proves once and for all that Cartman is funnier than Dennis Miller. Remember when he made Monday Night Football suck?

This is a fun and exciting lamp that you can place on your night stand and read late at night. Now, if only you could read…

It's like a reverse planetarium.

In theaters 11-28-07. An irreverent look at life, love and mortality – through the lens of one of the most surreal experiences facing American families: when adult siblings are plucked from their everyday, ordinary, self-centered lives to care for an estranged elderly parent. There is a moment in everyone's life when childhood ends and adulthood begins, for Jon and Wendy Savage that moment is now.

Can you imagine waking up in the middle of the night, only to find this creature rummaging through your trash bin? Ewww!

Ms. Olsen #1 looks better here than she does during any other given day. The undead look works for you, live it.

If you get every joke in this song you are probably very intelligent although you live alone in a dark apartment.