...or so this poster will have you believe.

Oh how adorkable.

Aldous Snow and Infant Sorrow perform their inspirational song from the upcoming film, Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

In theaters 4-18-08. Devastated Peter takes a Hawaii vacation in order to deal with recent break-up with his TV star girlfriend, Sarah. Little does he know Sarah's traveling to the same resort as her ex ... and she's bringing along her new boyfriend.

It looks like her "Goldie Hawn years" will be here sooner than we expected. Time to delete Penny Lane from your 70s rock star fantasy.

Her name is Sarah Lawson, which sounds like "Sarah's awesome", and that is exactly what George's friends say when she does this at a party.

At least Sarah Silverman is boning someone in Danny Ocean's crew.

Matt Damon finally exacts his revenge on Jimmy Kimmel.

A picture that is worth a thousand words maybe but definitely not worth your 9 bucks at the theater. How does Sarah Jessica Parker stay uglier than her clothes? It seems impossible.

With Sex and the City coming to HD DVD, everyone will be able to bask in the gloriousness that is the petrified face of Sarah Jessica Parker.

Sarah Michelle Gellar (or SMG as I call her) was caught on camera with the reddest eyes this side of Jamaica. She was hanging out with Mischa Barton, mayhaps?

The MTV Movie Awards always prompts some sort of gimmicky hi-jinx. Here's Jessica and Sarah pretending to go all "college-experimental" in front of America.

Sarah Silverman gave the Hilton heiress a good grilling last night at the MTV Movie Awards... Paris was hardly spared, and her face totally shows it! God, I want to hump you, Sarah!

For oh so many reason, we love the world's greatest funny-lady. But reason #1 right now: she makes us jealous of this gorilla suit.

Finally! The world's hottest female comedian is letting herself be objectified by the masses in the form of a magazine spread.

Watch the funny lady flash her goodies!

Sarah Silverman supports global warming so much, she made a movie about it! I'm super-excited to see what our tropical future holds!

Word is she might go back to modeling… for Lane Bryant!

Maybe you were too busy doing speed to notice the finer things in the fast lane, but we’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. Bust this pop quiz and we’ll let you off with a warning.