Or at least a well-staged photograph.

Nothing is sexier to a man, than a crazy cat lady.

Much respect for their willingness to go along with it.

Most drugs aren't that sexy. Watching a hot chick in a white tank-top, swing a frying pan is sexy.

I can't imagine how much training, she must have had!!!

She's sexy and so are her burps.

It turns out the Palin girls are entitled and bitchy. Willow and Bristol bravely rushed to the defense of their various television endeavors the other day and locked horns with some other Wasilla teenagers through Facebook. Willow shocked everyone when she acted like a 16-year-old daughter of a republican by tossing out some homophobic slurs. She'd better watch herself if she wanders into the gay section of Wasilla. They won't take kindly to her calling her classmate Tre "such a faggot". By the way, does any kid in Wasilla have an actual first name? Bristol, Track, Levi, Piper, Willow, Tre... Anyway, if there were any doubt that Trig is my favorite member of the Palin family, there is none now. As a bonus, here's this week's Smart News Story, about a guy who shot his T.V. over Bristol's Dancing With the Stars routine.

There's nothing like seeing an Oscar winning actress, smoke pot out of an apple.

Maybe if she closed the closet door before starting, she wouldn't end up on the floor?

If all commercials looked like this, there would be a lot less channel surfing.

Meet Zlata, the super elastic sexy girl.

Watch and learn how to do the macarena from these sexy ladies.