Everybody loves matching games! Especially if they involve boobs! Match these boobs together and win…boobs!

Time to match the celebrities with their tattoos! It’s not as easy as your mom.

This kid takes a skateboard right between the 1 and the 2. The crazy thing is he gets up and runs a wind sprint after. That won't make em feel better son...

Four girls posed for a hot MySpace booty shot. Look closely and you'll see the girl who will shoot them tomorrow after study hall.

Celebrities say the darnedest things! See which celebrity said what in this hilarious quote game!

This morning a little after 2 AM, Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of DUI. She blew a .12 percent, and was later charged with possession of cocaine. Excellent work, Lindsay. Excellent.

Guess The Celebrity Sex Scene wants you to name the movie just by watching all the naughty bits.

Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.

Elwood was named the World's Ugliest Dog 2007! He's a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix. I think he's the most adorable, ugly thing ever!

There is sadness on Planet Unicorn – but it's a good thing!

Sisquo has pulled himself out of the gutter for another round LG’s Celebrity Thong Quiz. Try and guess who’s butt crack is rocking that thong!

BRB need 2 write it down

Britney was caught in a paparazzi mêlée on her way to the gym while she inexplicably sported a white towel wrapped on her face. Why in the world would she be wearing said towel in such a fashion? To pretend she's Santa Claus, that's why, Silly!

We told you the rules. You didn’t listen.

Ashley Olsen prancing around, wearing nothing but an undershirt and panties. Sexy!

On Dec. 30, 2006, Brandy's Land Rover collided with a 2005 Toyota, which was struck by this '89 Acura.

Apparently, a 2-minute-long repetitive rap about how this flea market is just like a mini-mall is what drives folks in Mongomery, Alabama, to shop there.

I pity the fool who don't tell T what he wants for Christmas!

Jess just loves her too-tight outfits. We ain't your gynecologist, Jessica!

Santa Clause returns this year with a slightly different image – not he's straight gangster! Looks like Christmas at Tony Soprano's house!