Megan "Angelina Jolie" Fox is looking at you like she wants to rape you. Or so you want to believe.

If you were Megan Fox you'd be all over yourself too.

Though it's not tough to figure out who wears the "pants" in the relationship, we can also deduce from this picture that Samantha holds the cigarettes.

As Mitch Hedberg would say "it's so damn literal".

Standing next to Fergie and Donatella Versace kind of makes Megan Fox look like a fellow tranny.

Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."

Brian Austin Green had his crotch fondled by Megan Fox. Looks like she had a whole other kind of turkey in her mouth this weekend.

A reputation for war mongering and biased patriotism?? Seems more like it’s just a sexy party over at Fox News. Awesome!

He's a former detective, and well it’s not too hard to imagine a scenario in which he may have been fired.

Geraldo, 9 year old witness, Fox News, Anna Nicole Smith, Clown Makeup, its the perfect storm of journalism.

Danny Bonaduce Knocked out Johnny Fairplay at the FOX Reality TV awards. No one knows what started the brawl, but it was widely accepted that no one cared.

Quato, the talking fetus from Total Recall has FINALLY found new work! Thank God, watch him this fall on Fox, your home for quality entertainment.

Fox News, yet again, demonstrates how little it knows about anything by making a mock of itself by running this story. Epic LULZ 4-EVER!

I'm not really sure who TV actress Megan Fox is, or why she might be famous, but she walked the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards long enough for photogs to get a good shot of one stupid, nonsensical tattoo. 'Gilded butterflies'? Come on!!

An executive at Fox has a Hummer with the actual license plate "7 MPG" – now that's pride in wastefulness!

"The Fox" showed up at her DUI hearing looking as good as she ever has! (And not really that drunk)

At a conservative political conference, the world's biggest tranny bitch, Ann Coulter, called John Edwards a bundle of sticks. The Fox network doesn't even care.

Fan-made video montage of MORE Fox News footage of the "bomb scare" over ATHF promotional signs. And don't call them Lite Brites.

Fox News has a hilarious take on the Cartoon Network/Aqua Teen "bomb" scare.

Model Jordan is the foxiest one in this photo!