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Retarded for Movies

Retarded for Movies

I can't be the only person who is uncomfortable when actors play mentally handicapped. Isn't it, usually, pretty inappropriate?

 
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Retarded for Movies

By: Quentin Compson
November 17 2010, 10:43 AM

I can't be the only person who is uncomfortable when actors play mentally handicapped. Isn't it, usually, pretty inappropriate?

 

 
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I Can Haz Cocainez?

By: LG Staff
June 01 2010, 8:57 AM

 

Not to disparage the mentally handicapped, but Lindsay Lohan is clearly retarded...right?

Those are lines of cocaine in front of her (reportedly) and she's smiling for the picture. She knew she was being photographed...so it's safe to say she's retarded.

 


We're really excited about Photoshop's new content aware thingy-majoo that makes it retarded-easy to erase things from photos like zits and people you don't like (hi, grandma!). However, one weakness was found in the new feature and sadly, we're going to have to recommend NOT UPGRADING to this version of Photoshop unless this bug is fixed.

(via Buzzfeed)

 
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Martha Stewart's Cakefarts

By: LG Staff
January 28 2010, 3:55 PM

The American Apparel contest got us thinking about butts, and then it got us thinking about cakefarts. And then Martha Stewart. We're geniuses the way we put things together.

 
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New Game: Kill The Kardashians

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 10 2009, 2:41 PM

 

Ladies and Gentleman, because we're a bit retarded and love a good throwback to the days when creating games that inflicted imaginary harm upon celebrities were not only frowned upon, BUT ALSO CELEBRATED (!), we have for you: Kill The Kardashians. For those of you who believe that this game is crass, wrong, disgusting and morally reprehensible: you are right. But you're also wrong, because we have no doubt - none in the world! - that you also believe Sponge Bob Square Pants is the reason your child is gay. Or something like that. Now to the offended, get back to work. For those of you who want to waste a little more of your company's time playing a fun game insteading of browsing Craigslist for bodies you can kidnap and keep in your closet, enjoy.

Play the game.

P.S. And yes, we still believe Kim Kardashian is one of the hottest woman in the world.

 

10 of the Craziest Awards Crashers

10 of the Craziest Awards Crashers

Here are some of the craziest people every to crash and awards ceremony. And yes, some of them are just as retarded as Kanye West.

 

Kanye Interrupts President Obama's Speech

Kanye Interrupts President Obama's Speech

We forgive Kanye for being a retard because he *is* retarded.

 

Worst Movie Ending Ever

Worst Movie Ending Ever

You can't explain this scene because it is unexplainable. And retarded.

 

Hilarious Magician or Retarded Magician?

Hilarious Magician or Retarded Magician?

We want to laugh at this guy because we think he might be retarded. Or a serial killer.

 

Barack Obama Might Hate Retarded People

Barack Obama Might Hate Retarded People

It's always hilarious when a sitting president makes fun of retarded people. Oh wait, not it isn't.

 

Dog Sleepwalks Into Wall

Dog Sleepwalks Into Wall

We'd like to call this dog "stupid" but he's too adorable. Instead we'll just call him retarded.

 

Paris Hilton's Retard Face

Paris Hilton's Retard Face

Look very closely...Paris Hilton is retarded.

 

Special Olympic Posh

Special Olympic Posh

Sure, its possible this is just an issue of angles, but whatever the case… DAMN! Posh looks something retarded fierce!

 

$1,500 Shoe for Retarded White People

$1,500 Shoe for Retarded White People

Brits will pay $1,500 for a new sport stiletto designed by failed artists at Fisher Price. Designed for the Socialite on the go, this shoe is sure to scream "Special Olympics".

 

Simon Cowell Learns Brits Suck Too

Simon Cowell Learns Brits Suck Too

Just when you were really getting sick of Simon Cowell making fun of our precious American Idol retards, he throws us this crazy girl from his homeland.

 

Paris is a 7th Grader

Paris is a 7th Grader

Paris drew a picture for the good folks at TMZ and they almost threw it out because they thought it was from a retarded fan. But then they noticed her spot-on signature, which she no doubt practiced signing for years all over her Trapper Keeper.

 

Britney Spears Is Funny Online

Britney Spears Is Funny Online

Britney Spears' website is giving fans the chance to name her upcoming album, in exchange for insight into her sick, retarded sense of humor.

 

Jessica Simpson is Retarded

Jessica Simpson is Retarded

DER!!! DER DER DERRRRRRR! Jessica annoying to ride next to on the short bus.

 

Awesome Motorcycle Crash

Awesome Motorcycle Crash

This retarded terrorist thought he could escape the police with a motorcycle, but he didn't take into account how easily they could crash him!!