Reports of Paris being a lesbian are false, she's only into her own lady bits.

Philip Norris discusses last week's news report about Heath Ledger's death and celebrity drinking and drug use.

Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."

Colbert Report writers mock CodePink protesters at a mock congressional hearing mocking the writers' strike.

When reporting on bird over population, always look directly up with your mouth wide open. That's where the real story is.

Like you'd ever watch if she wasn't pretty.

Attention, Soldier! It's time for you to Report for Duty! Get in your jeep, pick up your men, and move out!

This reporter got distracted by the image of boobs on the green screen. This is kind of the mature way you'd expect Adam Sandler to react.

This simple robbery report gets spiced up when a rubbery appendage comes out the door!

Reporting crappy news suddenly gets less thankless.

Shepard Smith has a dirty, dirty mind when it comes to reporting on J.Lo.

In this special report, Philip Norris discusses violent video games like the upcoming Bully by Rockstar Games and tells you why they’re good for America.

This week Philip Norris and LiquidGeneration announce that they are calling a truce with Hollywood. Who do we want to make nice with? Who do we want to continue to bash? Tune in!

Instead of reporting live and on location, maybe reporters should just rent a soundstage and create locations that are less unpredictable.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Does Britney Spears have implants? We report, you decide.