Join Lindsay as she sings about her disastrous attempt at drying out, to the tune of a beloved Christmas classic.

Lindsay's education at rehab didn't end with Drugs=Bad, she also went to the second level course Panties=Respectable(kind of).

They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.

Dewey Cox & The Hard Walkers played "Rehab" and other Cox "classics" on a tour stop in Nashville. This is becoming more realistic than "Ray".

Rumor has it newly sober Lindsay Lohan may take a part in Bret Ratner's Hugh Hefner biopic as a playboy bunny. At least she didn't lose the slut in rehab!

Wow, Amy Whinehouse was an UGLY kid, talk about Ugly Betty. Forget rehab, they should have sent you to Planned Parenthood, 8 years earlier.

Lindsay Lohan has either been working out in rehab, or hiding coke in her trunk. Skinny drug addict white girls don’t have butts like this. We smell trouble!

For Lindsay Lohan, rehab is a tradition like Thanksgiving dinner with the family . Part of the tradition is going for a bike ride and reminding everyone she has big boobs.

Amy Winehouse's only hit song is now merely ironic. Obvious jokes aside, hopefully she reconsiders that hairdo as well.

In this episode of Celebrity Slutsicles – sung to Grease’s "Summer Nights" – Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and the rest of the Sluts come to get her out.

Lindsay finally realized that the paparazzo photographing her wasn't just a pervy tourist getting bikini babe shots. With that cowboy hat, though, she's perfectly incognito.

Lindsay enjoy the sun at Venice beach when she went on a three-wheeling escape from rehab.

Lindsay took the day off from rehab to rollerblade with some gal pals on Venice Beach. Being healthy is sooo fun!

Lindsay is in rehab and she needs an AA sponsor. Who does she call? Nick Nolte!

Actually this time around we should be calling it re-rehab. HA! Hopefully Promises will help more than Wonderland did!

Now that she's BACK in rehab with a DUI under her belt, Svedka Vodka has pulled the plug on hosting her party (as in, busloads of free vodka) and the tragic irony of a 20-year-old in a drunk driving accident just weeks before her 21st birthday starts to sink in. Fun!

The couple that parties together, eventually will have to enter rehab together. Welcome to L.A., Beckhams!!

Carson Daly spoofs the princess of pop. And it's actually funny, go figure.

We love drunk soulful singer Amy Winehouse, and her song "Rehab." It's made even better by Britney Spears!!!

Britney left rehab this morning! One of her dancers apparently picked her up, less than 24 hours after she checked in.