Girlfriend really needs a new hairdresser! Whoever told her that inch-long peach fuzz was enough to knot a bunch of bleached horse hair to was SERIOUSLY wiggin, yo.

Jessica Simpson recently crossed the red carpet in Vegas, where she had to wear weighted shoes to prevent her boobs from lifting the rest of her to the ceiling.

More Carmen! More burlesque!

When you need to air out your crotch, clean off the top of your Red Bull can.

Her hair wouldn't fit in her mugshot photo, so they had to MAKE it fit.

Lindsay dyed her hair lighter to a strawberry blond. The firecrotch is back!

Reese Witherspoon looks fabulous on the Oscars red carpet.

Who'd You Rather is ready to impress you with its award winning Idi Amin impersonation.

Britney went bald! Now see what she’d look like with a bunch of even crazier hairdos.

Brit-Brit was seen out partying again in New York, this time squeezing into a "sexy" red dress.

Jessica was looking pretty foxy at the 2007 Grammys yesterday, even despite her weird brunette hair.

She'll know you love her when you tell her with ass-hair.

Jessica recently changed her hair to a dark brunette, and started acting like the dye was melting her brain!

This woman doesn't need to be clinically insane to think her hair looks bad. But she is, none-the-less.

Jesse Jane was "Best Dressed" on the red carpet at the AVNs. If you think this isn't a big deal, you obviously haven't seen the way most porn stars dress!!

Obviously he doesn't shave his own head.

Puff Daddy was seen checking out Jessica Biel's Golden Globes on the red carpet.

Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.

Girl, fix yo' hair! Yo' weave be showin', skank!

This chick cut her hair and then made fake eyelashes with it. And it looks like a scene from The Ring. I am freaking out.