Her underwear should just come with camera cross-hairs on the crotch.

Sarah Michelle Gellar (or SMG as I call her) was caught on camera with the reddest eyes this side of Jamaica. She was hanging out with Mischa Barton, mayhaps?

I'm not really sure who TV actress Megan Fox is, or why she might be famous, but she walked the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards long enough for photogs to get a good shot of one stupid, nonsensical tattoo. 'Gilded butterflies'? Come on!!

Jessica Simpson recently crossed the red carpet in Vegas, where she had to wear weighted shoes to prevent her boobs from lifting the rest of her to the ceiling.

More Carmen! More burlesque!

When you need to air out your crotch, clean off the top of your Red Bull can.

Reese Witherspoon looks fabulous on the Oscars red carpet.

Who'd You Rather is ready to impress you with its award winning Idi Amin impersonation.

Brit-Brit was seen out partying again in New York, this time squeezing into a "sexy" red dress.

Jesse Jane was "Best Dressed" on the red carpet at the AVNs. If you think this isn't a big deal, you obviously haven't seen the way most porn stars dress!!

Puff Daddy was seen checking out Jessica Biel's Golden Globes on the red carpet.

Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.

Check out the acoustic awesomeness of Jose Gonzalez. He stopped by our studio and made us cry like little girls.

Fruity Pebbles -- the cereal that turns the milk BLOOD RED!

Whoose Boobs walks the red carpet with televisions finest.

Spread some creamy suntan lotion on this sex broad and make sure she doesn't get too red.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

Now when you cross the border, you’ll have something to declare: inane knowledge of movie trivia!

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