This can't be real, but I'm gonna believe it is.

I love watching things blow-up, is that strange?

In the 1990 world championships, a cyclist forced their opponent to go in front for strategic reasons.

Amazing time on the obstacle course.

Sigh, PETA has sucked all the fun out of the world.

Put simply, hippo's are one of the most dangerous animals in the world....they lick what they want.

Meet the world's most flexible kitten.

Look at what just dropped, ya'll! New Juggal-footage!

It's amazing that it's almost been a year since the last Gathering of the Juggalos. The world was a lot more innocent then. There were no oil spills, our iPhones didn't drop bars when you touched them, and we were still reeling from the 9th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos.

Here's the latest infomercial promoting the next gathering, which I'm kinda impressed by. I don't know how they managed to get Coolio, Tila Tequila, Slick Rick and Gallagher all at the same event, but they did it. Miracles, ya'll. 

Also, let's talk about Sugar Slam for a second. Her mouth is dirty, she looks a little slutty and...well, she looks a little slutty. If this caliber of women will be attending the Gathering next month - and not this thing - then you can rest assured I'll be there, painting dripping from my sweaty, ICP-admiring crack and everything. 

I wish this was a real show. Mostly, because I just want The Wire back on the air.

The goddamn Vuvuzela. Not only does the Vuvuzela make us hate South Africa, it also makes us hate all of Africa, Nelson Mandela, Zebras, Monkeys, The Lion King, Animal Planet and just anything even associated with that part of the world. Vuvuzela, please GO AWAY KTHXBAI.

Salma Hayek is one of those actresses we can never hate because one 1) she's ridiculously hot and 2) she doesn't speak English, which is fun because you can just ignore what comes out of her mouth and just stare at her. But if there's one word we do understand in this world it's "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO." (Why do girls always say that around us?). Anyway, here's Salma and some other actresses getting interviewed and suddenly an OMGWTF IS THAT THING CRAWLING ON THE GROUND!?!?!

It was a snake. Probably a big one.