Ted Nugent's three favorite things in no particular order are guns, music and ignorance. Music never came into the picture except for "Cat Scratch Fever".

"OK so get this officer, I was chasing a burglar out of my house, right? Then my pants just shot off into the street and he pulled out a gun, I got scared and I..."

The Iceman wants to sell you a car from "The Danger Zone". He will do anything to beat Maverick's prices.

The Army's "Active Denial System" WILL MELT YOUR FACE!

How to shoot your friend with a ping pong, a paper towel tube, a little hairspray and a lighter.

AP: Curtis Allgier stole a gun from a corrections officer and shot him to death Monday, when the prisoner was at a doctor's appointment in the University of Utah medical center. He was later captured at an Arby's.

The x-ray of a snake that swallowed two lightbulbs is now in Ripley's Believe it or Not Museum, right next to the wolf-boy who DIDN'T appear on Sally Jesse.

This bizarre "cooking" show is hosted by a scary, alcoholic transvestite named Loco Mama – Rachel Ray, she-he's got your number!

Creed front-douche Scott Stapp got arrested (again) when he came home high and threw an Orangina bottle at his wife. He also owns a lot of guns.

Calm down, dude. She just wanted an autographed copy of 'Oops! I Did It Again.'

LG new has assembled a collection of Rachel Ray’s most annoying moments to prove once and for all that some one really needs to slap that bitch.

This is an infamous store in Maine. Their slogan is, "If we ain't got it, you don't need it." True dat.

One man believes teachers need to be armed. Most well-brained citizens would disagree.

A fake gun + wussy armed guards = easiest bank robbery ever!

Without his gun, the hunter gets his ass kicked.

These two were gunned down in a battle over Cool Ranch Doritos earlier this year.

Dick Cheney, Aerosmith, Gun-Loving Freaks. You gotta love America.

Looks like Quentin Tarantino was right. Top Gun is really about two gay fighter pilots.

We hooked up a shot gun to the Internet and now you can shoot the deer in our backyard. Give it a try for free!